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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:45 PM        Akira's Last post
Yes, this is my last post. I have decided message boards aren't for me, and am going to go to a nice Javascript Chatroom. So long, weirdos!
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
i hope u enjoy your chhat rooms, you know chats are for cats after all
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:11 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 10:31 PM       
OMG I *HATE* "I'M LEAVING THREADS" NO ONE CARES

you never had this Sh*T in the old boards oh those were the days..



You would have to go through 15 miles of popups to get to the boards but dems worth it, you get on old honky tonk gif, it all be a quir, splatterhouse board, be sure it's the best those were dem days.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
'lo Alice.

This might seem like a strange question, but can masturbation somehow cause gas? I recently started masturbating and I think at about the same time, I started having bad gas. I know this sounds funny, but it's really annoying. My grades are slipping because I can't concentrate in class and I don't really feel like doing anything at all. Even movies are a pain. So, could masturbation somehow lead to gas problems?

—Signed, Arggggh



Dear Arggggh,

Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?

From your letter, it sounds as if you could be under pressure and stressed out. Gas and digestive upset are common stress responses, as well as loss of concentration and lethargy. Are you stressed about masturbating itself? Read the Related Q&As listed below for stress management techniques, if this is the case. Masturbation, itself, can be a stress reducer, as well.

On the other hand (no pun intended), are you feeling guilty about your self-pleasure? Is your body responding physiologically to your discomfort with beginning masturbation? Masturbation is normal, natural, and healthy, yet many people feel ashamed or guilty about it. Masturbation taboos have been around and in force for decades, and even though some societies and cultures are much more open to it nowadays, for others, the taboos are still ingrained.


Some self-detective work seems to be in order here. Is there anything else that happened in your life at around the same time that you started masturbating? There's also the possibility of a medical/digestive problem. Make an appointment at Primary Care Medical Services (x4-2284) to have your gas itself checked out. If you are not at Columbia, your first step is to see your own medical provider for a check-up. If you feel you need to talk with someone, at Columbia you can make an appointment at Counseling and Psychological Services (CPS) to get you through this time period.

'bye,

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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 10:47 PM       
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OMG I *HATE* "I'M LEAVING THREADS" NO ONE CARES

you never had this Sh*T in the old boards oh those were the days..



You would have to go through 15 miles of popups to get to the boards but dems worth it, you get on old honky tonk gif, it all be a quir, splatterhouse board, be sure it's the best those were dem days.
theres even ravers still doing board attacks
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:02 AM       
Are people who make an "I'm leaving" thread and then try to post again banned?

Cause I know some other boards do that and I think it's good and fair
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:04 AM       
Hmm... I seem to remember hearing the name Akira somewhere other than the movie...
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:36 AM       
You have to wonder whether Akira actually thought anyone would care
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 01:00 PM       
he was less annoying than half the people in this thread.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 02:27 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:23 PM       
Now I remember that crazy guy! Did he play Graal? Because I once did a confession for him, and he didn't like what I said so he shot me
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 04:39 AM       
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Caring goes btoh ways. You can care if hes gone, by being relieved, or happy. Nonetheless, now I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 04:40 AM       
ahh the quoter fucked up

"You have to wonder whether Akira actually thought anyone would care" - dead pigeon

Caring goes both ways. You can care if hes gone, by being relieved, or happy. Nonetheless, now I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 04:41 AM       
I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
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