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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:23 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:24 PM       
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Aw, shucks! I bet he was so close to turning it all around and suddenly maturing, too.
I know. It was really hard to ban him after his recent comments, but with great power, comes great responsibility.
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:46 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:52 PM       
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I've never really figured out what that tapout shit is all about.

Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:53 PM       
I came up with this pun and wrote it on my notebook. Then I almost called a customer it.
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 05:53 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 06:44 PM       
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Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump
I was all primed to comment that this news was a micro-shock, but I remembered that I'm not on a pregnant mom forum where people post lol emoticons at terrible jokes to be nice

I have 15,000 posts on that forum too
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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 09:51 PM       
I just realized that when I'm talking to someone and they start a lot of sentences with "Actually...", I do like the Willie-spambot-edit thing in my head and all I hear after that is "I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS".

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Old Nov 8th, 2010, 10:14 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 12:22 AM       
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Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump.
Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 01:18 AM       
I THOUGHT NOOB WAS BACK BUT IT WAS JUST A SPAMMER BUMPING AN OLD THREAD.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 01:34 AM       
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Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?
Running this site gives me great powers during Secret Santa events.

p.s. Even though you just received your gift early from me, you still have to buy somebody a Secret Santa gift.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 01:55 AM       
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Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.
Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 01:58 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 02:13 AM       
DON'T WORRY THEY'LL GO BACK TO KOALA BEARS OR KANGAROOS OR UNICORNS OR WHATEVER INHABIT THE MAGICAL FANTASY LAND YOU LIVE IN.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 02:26 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 02:58 AM       
YOU GOT COCKS AND ASS SEX ON THE BRAIN SON

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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 04:55 AM       
http://www.maglite.com/product.asp?psc=6DCELL

Can this honestly be used for anything besides bludgeoning people?
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 07:26 AM       
It's also a torch. I used to have one similar to that when I was a security guard, I held it back to front like Mulder does.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 07:56 AM       
it doesn't look flammable.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 08:17 AM       
"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 08:18 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 08:18 AM       
The wikipedia page reads to me like it is rolling its eyes.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 08:19 AM       
My spellchecker flags flashlight as incorrect.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 08:20 AM       
Also spellchecker, so yeah. Not the most useful feature.
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