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Old May 4th, 2004, 09:43 PM        ONE STEP BEHIND ME
this guy brendan who i work with, parks in the same lot as me every morning for work. we usually end up walking to the T and then riding the T and then walking to the office together. i usually try avoiding him if i see him in the lot, we tend to arrive at the same time most days.

my question is, am I obligated to walk with him? is it against the rules to try and shake someone? he definitely isn't a conversationalist and at 9 am, i am definitely not. it is the most awkward, insane fucking thing. he doesn't make the effort to bring up conversation, he just stares and looks around nervously with beady eyes. the conversation is so trivial and forced (weather, commuting). it drives me nuts. i tried walking ahead of him a few times, but he would speed up. is it rude to try and break away from this pseudo-inter-office-bonding? i'm not his fucking buddy. like we both feel obligated to walk to work together because we work in the same office.
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Old May 4th, 2004, 10:20 PM       
No. You are not obligated to talk to him. Wear a headset and listen to music next time.

Or show him your gloc. That will redirect his route pretty fucking quick.
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Old May 4th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
There's something naturally secure in every day having the same sequence of events. You don't need to talk to him, just enjoy your special relationship with your parking lot buddy.
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Old May 4th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything.

Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do.
A. Rape her

Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it
A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job

Q. I was just Raped
A. Rape him
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Old May 5th, 2004, 03:18 AM       
Hmm. or ? Life is full of such confounding decisions.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
Drive to work a few minutes late and see if he's waiting for you.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:27 AM       
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Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything.

Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do.
A. Rape her

Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it
A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job

Q. I was just Raped
A. Rape him
The PC term is 'surprise sex'.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
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Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything.

Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do.
A. Rape her

Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it
A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job

Q. I was just Raped
A. Rape him
It's true.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 04:20 PM        Re: ONE STEP BEHIND ME
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am I obligated to walk with him? is it against the rules to try and shake someone?
Rules? Obligation? What the fuck are you smoking?!! Do what you fucking want. Either continue to go to work on the same route and ignore him like he's a stranger, or shake him and don't associate with him. If his feelings are hurt and he talks to you about it, either

a. Laugh at him and call him a pussy, or

b. Tell him you want him to submit a one-page, single-spaced essay to your desk about why he feels that you should socialize with him on the way to work. If he doesn't, then laugh at him and call him a pussy, or if he does do it, then laugh at him and call him a chump. Shred the paper while he's still standing there. If he doesn't go crying home to his mommy, then tell him he's earned a little respect and that you would be willing to walk to work with him if he eats the paper bits from your shredder. If he does THAT, then tell him he sucks and would probably just bend over and take it if he were in prison and uh...scratch that. Just tell your boss that the guy ate the paper from your shredder and go back to whatever you were doing.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 04:21 PM       
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Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything.

Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do.
A. Rape her

Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it
A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job

Q. I was just Raped
A. Rape him
The PC term is 'surprise sex'.
I was thinking more along the lines of "forced entry". It's not like window and doors are doing anything to fight back.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 07:56 PM        Re: ONE STEP BEHIND ME
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Rules? Obligation? What the fuck are you smoking?!! Do what you fucking want. Either continue to go to work on the same route and ignore him like he's a stranger, or shake him and don't associate with him. If his feelings are hurt and he talks to you about it, either .
after reading that, i asked myself..."am i obligated to read the rest of the post?"
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
be careful or he may sic his rats on you.
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Old May 5th, 2004, 10:47 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2004, 11:22 PM        Re: ONE STEP BEHIND ME
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after reading that, i asked myself..."am i obligated to read the rest of the post?"
Whatever you little bitch. I gave you better advice than anyone in this thread.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 01:14 AM       
Give him a picture of yourself naked and ask him if he likes what he sees. If he does, then you have the right to call him an English cig and get yourself a restraining order. If he doesn't, pull the picture out and ask again. He'll eventually submit to your will.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 01:59 AM       
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...then you have the right to call him an English cig...
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Old May 6th, 2004, 07:23 PM        Re: ONE STEP BEHIND ME
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after reading that, i asked myself..."am i obligated to read the rest of the post?"
Whatever you little bitch. I gave you better advice than anyone in this thread.
i read the rest of your post. trust me, you'e better off.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
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The PC term is 'surprise sex'.
Ahahahahaha
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