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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 09:30 PM       
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Thanks for taking things out of context, Boogie.

I don't care about what happens to me in my school life, because it can't really get much worse.

What I do need to stop caring about is this girl.
Allow me to put things into context for you, Jack:

You don't care about your school life. This girl you're obsessed with is someone you encounter at school almost everyday, thus putting her into your school life.


Still, I do agree with you that your current roster of personality defects does put your school life pretty low.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 09:38 PM       
I wonder how much longer God will allow this high school drama to continue.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 10:16 PM       
Damn, she wasn't on.

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EisigerBiskuit: No seriously!
EisigerBiskuit: It's not that hard
EisigerBiskuit: No penis? No problem! For $5.00 more we'll include a brochure for plastic surgeons in US/Canadian Providences
EisigerBiskuit: That's right you fucking bitch, live your cockless life! :-(
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 10:20 PM       
lol.

My life feels hollow now.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 10:45 PM       
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Damn, she wasn't on.

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EisigerBiskuit: Increase your penis size today!
EisigerBiskuit: No seriously!
EisigerBiskuit: It's not that hard
EisigerBiskuit: No penis? No problem! For $5.00 more we'll include a brochure for plastic surgeons in US/Canadian Providences
EisigerBiskuit: That's right you fucking bitch, live your cockless life! :-(
I was going to do...

"greetings, i am a nigerian businesman and i need you to send me money"

"no"

"well, would you like a bigger penis?"

Mabey one day i will install aim.. *sigh*
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 10:54 PM       
Then install it, dumbass.

There are third party services out there, you know. Try looking for one.

Christ, you'd think that you were the one with the shitty life as much time as you spend bitching. GET OFF A MY TERRITORY!!! I LOVES TEH CAPS LOCK !!!!11!!!1!!1!1!1one!!one!
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 10:57 PM       
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There are third party services out there, you know. Try looking for one.
I have one downloaded on my desktop. i just cannot be bothered to sign up for an account atm.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 02:07 AM       
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I was going to do...

"greetings, i am a nigerian businesman and i need you to send me money"

"no"

"well, would you like a bigger penis?"

Mabey one day i will install aim.. *sigh*
thats HILARIOUS
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 06:09 AM       
You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:02 AM       
And you could be his asshole running mate, Igor.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:33 AM       
Stick to making inept jibes when it at least makes sense to do so.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 03:49 PM       
She's trying to take back her wounded ego
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:06 PM       
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You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.
Goths suck. Stupid attention whores.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:21 PM       
So do beta-group pedophile inmates.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:16 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Anyway...

It's looks like this girl has put me on a permanent block, so at least I won't have to put up with any more shit.

Hoo-ray for me. If there is a God out there, he must have decided that it's time for me to move on, and recognized that I can't have much contact with her if it's going to be easy.

There are other girls out there. I just need to keep my eyes open for them. Even a blind gimp with only one arm and a shotgun will hit a fish in the ocean as long as he keeps shooting. He's just got to make sure that he doesn't give up after missing one.

My feelings will fade. My unintelligible depression will end. This girl was entirely wrong for me, anyway; even if I got a few dates, I'm sure I would have left the relationship with as much enthusiasm as I would have entered it.

And so, I search. And once I sense a target, I'll fire again.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:25 PM       
you're going to look back on this someday and feel even more sorry for yourself
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:25 PM       
Ironically, immediately after posting this, I receive a message from her.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:32 PM       
Grab her tit, squeeze it, and run. You'll never regret it.*



*well, maybe not never
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:41 PM       
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Anyway...

It's looks like this girl has put me on a permanent block, so at least I won't have to put up with any more shit.

Hoo-ray for me. If there is a God out there, he must have decided that it's time for me to move on, and recognized that I can't have much contact with her if it's going to be easy.

There are other girls out there. I just need to keep my eyes open for them. Even a blind gimp with only one arm and a shotgun will hit a fish in the ocean as long as he keeps shooting. He's just got to make sure that he doesn't give up after missing one.

My feelings will fade. My unintelligible depression will end. This girl was entirely wrong for me, anyway; even if I got a few dates, I'm sure I would have left the relationship with as much enthusiasm as I would have entered it.

And so, I search. And once I sense a target, I'll fire again.
Haveing been in a kind of similar situation (minus most of the wierdness) the advice i would give is to try not to think about her too much and occupy yourself with stuff like college work or .. i dunno... fenceing or whatever your hobbies may be.
Use this as an excuse to change your life for the better and stop bieng such a fag.

Either that or go on a killing spree with a TEC9 and home made pipe bombs. : /
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:46 PM       
Agreed. Bury yourself in work, but not stupid crap like proving why capitalism is wrong. That is useless and boring and a waste of time.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:38 PM       
Proving why capitalism is wrong?

When have I EVER done that?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:04 PM       
I should have said "current system of capitalism."
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:13 PM       
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You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.
Goths suck. Stupid attention whores.
Part of the reason people quote someone and then put the laughing emoticon is because Rog hasn't figured out how to make a really good "irony" emoticon. That said...

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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:06 PM       
Nice try, but I'm not trying to get attention from you assholes. I just use this as a way to vent.

If you're talking about getting attention in real life, it runs a little deeper than that. Everybody needs a girl/guy/whatever sooner or later. Wanting one doesn't make me an attention whore by any means.
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