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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:36 PM       
It's not quite that bad for me.

I wanted to think I didn't understand why I feel this way, but I really do. I made this reality for myself.

Ever since my feelings for my first love faded away, I felt like a little piece of me had been missing. I wanted it back.

Granted, there had always been a little spark of attraction for her, but there are a lot of pretty girls out there. What happened was, after the initial teasing that left me thinking that she wanted me, I think I just decided that this was the perfect time to renew that feeling and I fabricated it. I didn't let myself realize what I was doing at the time, but I'm sure that's what happened.

It's just a matter of unraveling that construction.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:42 PM       
OAO, I don't like you, but I feel bad for you. I don't know why, because quite frankly, you are a pompous asshole. At least, you used to be. Right now, you just seem like a pathetic loser wallowing in his own self pity. I will bother those girls on AIM, but only because I like being entertained by lesser beings, and by your descriptions, they are just that. But seriously, it seems to me that Chimp's advice, whether you like it or not, is the best thing for you. Just get over her. You'll find someone someday. Just don't be stupid about it and you won't get fooled again.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:51 PM       
I really don't care whether you do or don't. My rage has been exhausted, and if you do, you'll just be blocked immediately after talking to them. Plus, she can't be mad at me for you IM her, because, quite frankly, she said she didn't care if I gave all you guys her s/n.

Anyway... this is probably the wierdest thing I've ever seen...

Marizzle10: hey sugar plum...how are u?

Auto response from OAO3405: Check back around 9:30 or call the cell (664-7056).

Marizzle10 signed on at 9:21:52 PM.
OAO3405: I've seen better days, but I'm not doing bad.
OAO3405: How are you?
Marizzle10 signed off at 9:33:49 PM.

Who asks how you are, then after you tell them, immediately signs off?
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:58 PM       
She's TEASING YOU.

In all honesty OAO, the only way this problem is going to solve itself is if you kill yourself or you kill her, honestly.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:59 PM       
SOMEONE WHO IS FUCKING WITH YOU. JESUS CHRIST. STOP TALKING TO HER AND BLOCK HER FUCKING S/N.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:02 PM       
Whatever. It just doesn't matter.

Her friend (Cortney) already has put me on perma-block. She must have gotten tired of being put in the middle of it all the time.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:15 PM       
Someone who's trying to fuck with you. Just push her out of your life and forget she ever existed. The longer you let this go on, the longer it will follow you through life.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:18 PM       
GOD DAMN THE EDIT FUNCTION

It's like one of those people who puts a 20 dollar bill on a string and pulls it along while some kid chases after it. She's baiting you and you're biting and she and her friends are gonna have a big "let's laugh at Jack" fest.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:21 PM       
You don't know jack, Jack. You continue to do what they want, and they are having a really good laugh about the whole thing.

I'm an asshair's width away from not feeling sorry for you anymore. You continue to bring it upon yourself despite all of our advice.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:30 PM       
Yeah, seriously. This thread turned from funny high school drama to "You guys are right, but I'm going to keep talking to her."

First of all, this "4 or 5" days thing isn't gonna work. I've tried it. Fuck, half the people on this board have probably tried it. The fact of the matter is that once this little "break" you're giving yourself is up, you'll be right back talking to her again, if history really does repeat itself.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
ImmortalGoat inc: hey
Cortneigh23: whos this
ImmortalGoat inc: I've heard a lot about you
Cortneigh23: thats great
Cortneigh23: ..and u are
ImmortalGoat inc: lets just say we both have a common aquaintance
Cortneigh23: uh huh thats great but i think i'll block you now cus i don't like Jack or ne of his friends
ImmortalGoat inc: oh, no, I hate Jack
Cortneigh23: uh huh thats what they all say
ImmortalGoat inc: I think he is a pompous asshole, seriously
Cortneigh23: then they try to make me nice to him
ImmortalGoat inc: I wish he would just shut up sometimes
ImmortalGoat inc: I'm not
Cortneigh23: ok well then if your not friends wit jack then how'd u get my sn
ImmortalGoat inc: Never said I don't KNOW jack, just that I don't like him
ImmortalGoat inc: Still, though...
Cortneigh23: uh huh
Cortneigh23: alright
ImmortalGoat inc: I am curious, what exactly started all this shit with Jack and Marissa?
Cortneigh23: jacks' a stocker
ImmortalGoat inc: maybe not a stalker, he just seems a bit too eager. Trust me, I have known my fair share of stalkers
Cortneigh23: yeah me to
Cortneigh23: and jacks one of them
ImmortalGoat inc: Now, remember that I do not like jack when I send you this next message, ok?
Cortneigh23: uh huh
ImmortalGoat inc: What the fuck is wrong with you? I hate Jack, but nobody deserves the shitty treatment you bitches gave him! Making him wear a t-shirt that says "I LOVE MARISSA" on it and then laughing at him behind his back? THAT is some SHITTY ASS TREATMENT!
ImmortalGoat inc: But I still hate Jack
Cortneigh23: ok nobody made wear that ok he did it hiself no one went up to him and put it on him and noone made the freakin shirt for him he did it all on his own so don't pull this crap on me ok so freak you and you kno you like jack ne ways goodbye
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:04 AM       
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Jack, are these girls Fartinmowler's children?
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 07:40 AM       
You're so in control of yourself, oao, that you can't keep yourself for saying DESPERATELY MORONIC things to the girls that evidently are playing with you. Over and over again. You're pathetic. Don't write me a goth poem you jerk, get insulted, get better, get over it.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 11:24 AM       
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Jack, are these girls Fartinmowler's children?
Maybe by stocker she meant like in a grocery store. "That guy's gross he works at Kroger's"
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
this is a really good hoax :o
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:06 PM       


She really doesn't realize that you people don't like me.

I'm suprised no one has linked to this thread yet.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
Oh, and seriously, why would anybody try to make me sound nice to her? I really don't give a damn what Cortney thinks about me.

Well, guys... I'm gonna be in WV till late Saturday or Sunday, so if there is any more hilarity while I'm gone, I'll check it out when I come back.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:26 PM       
You mean you'll check to see if she's come to her senses and decided to love you and have your baby when you get back.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
Umm... no.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 01:29 PM       
OKAY JACK
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
this is a sad thread
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
all the more reason to back it up
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 08:19 PM       
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a pompous asshole.



The expression says it all.
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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You don't know jack, Jack.


LOL :LOL
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 09:33 PM       
OAO, you're a pussy.
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