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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 02:07 AM       
OAO you might as well cut your dick off right now because if this is how you act twords women, you really wont be needing to use it like ever. i dont feel bad for you at all. you are completely in control of yourself. you're a pathetic human being. a cum stain on a gym sock.
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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 02:14 AM       
I have OAO in my dresser :>
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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 03:48 AM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
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OAO you might as well cut your dick off right now because if this is how you act twords women, you really wont be needing to use it like ever. i dont feel bad for you at all. you are completely in control of yourself. you're a pathetic human being. a cum stain on a gym sock.
Wow.

Yet another example of why Rongi is worthless.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
that's a larf. an overweight stalker calling me useless.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 08:22 PM       
Jack's Diary

ENTRY Nov. 27th 1:00PM

Today I masturbated with thoughts of marrissa. But as I climaxed a tought of my homeroom teacher Mr. Barnes entered my head. Strange. Also, instead of cleaning myself up i examined my testicles to find a large vein that somewhat resembles the nile river. I wounder, should I make a thread about it on I-mockery? It could be serious!

3:33 PM

as I watched the softcore pornography on HBO on demand and masturbated for what seems to be the 3rd time today, i wounder am i wasteing my life? i could be pummeling some hot vixen with my tree trunk sized shlong right now. but alas, my heavy breathing and ghoulish looks scare off most women within 3 secounds of meeting them. perhaps i shall eat the last hot pocket before mother does.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
He should wait outside her window and sing "Don't Fence Me In".

Worse come to worse, at least he gets some fresh air.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
Here's the first example of Rongi not being useless.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
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that's a larf. an overweight stalker calling me useless.
#1: Not overweight.

#2: Not a stalker.

So, on both accounts, I am vastly superior to you.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 09:59 PM       
And those diary entries aren't even close to my daily descriptions. In order for something like that to be funny, there needs to be a grain of truth in it.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:04 PM       
Oh jesus, this is the most depressing comedy i have ever seen. My favorite part is how jack acts intelligent but it fucked with by moronic highschool girls. Keep it up, the perfect climax to this brutal yet funny story would be a murder-suicide.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
No.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
Oh come on, be a sport. It's not like your life is going anywhere any way. And from the sounds of it she is pretty worthless too.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
Sorry Biggie, but my suicide won't get rid of your own insecurities.

If anyone here needs to kill themself, it's you. I can't do it for you.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:30 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:31 PM       
Yeah, maybe, but my death would be sad not hillarious.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 11:17 PM       
hey oao thats really fucked up how could you say that to bigmiclargehuge hes a CANCER SURVIVOR you JERK
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 11:27 PM       
[i]Working FOR YOU to get that pompous asshole edge back.[/ib]
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 11:28 PM       
^Damn you, Rog.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
no, damn you, jack.
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 01:36 AM       
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#1: Not overweight.

#2: Not a stalker.
um yes you are and um...yes...you...are
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 01:57 AM       
Jack's Diary

ENTRY Nov. 27th 6:37PM

alas, i ventured to the fridge to find no hot pocket. when i asked of my father to go to the store for some more delicious bits of frozen chicken and tomato sauce he told me to "get a fucking job" and "lose some weight". my father is such a peon. i bet he's just jealous of my gigantic johnson. heck, who isnt

perhaps i should lose a few pounds. i shall have to switch to lean pockets...maybe tommorrow...yes tommorrow.

8:08PM

i wounder what marrisa's hair smells like. i bet it smells like flowers. beautiful flowers collected by a fair maiden from a pond near a castle of great beauty. and in that castle me and marrisa will make sweet music that will please the ears of the gods. and i shall read my scathing comebacks from i-mockery.net to her and we will laugh and laugh at those fools for being so ignorant! ahahahaha...ha...oh god i hate myself. i hate that i can never have her. i hate that she will end up with some frat boy only interested in her gulley hole. no one could ever love her like me, Jack the one and only man for marissa! oh god jack dont let the world see your tears...you're strong

10:20PM

as i wipe away my tears mother opens the door to check in on me. i turn away from her, i cant stand people to see me in my weakest. some day i will be stronger than everyone else. then all the jocks. some day i will be strong enough to resist the urge to cram my gullet with greasy products made by retarded mexicans who dont legally work there. some day...
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 02:37 AM       
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