Has the tank run dry?

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I thought those were tattoos, but I guess if the second picture is newer then yeah that's a good indicator of The Crazy

They could have been henna tatoos

[Hangie]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

with random fucking things wrong with them? Who tell you that they "have trouble opening up to people"? And have excess baggage to boot?

Woah woah woah. I didn't say any of that man. Plus thats the thing that if I'm not in a 'relationship' (highschool relationships ), I generally don't have to deal with her problems as much.

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Getting laid is easy, you pussbot. GO TO PARTIES or something, Jesus

I'm on one of the lowest tiers of the social ladder, what parties would I go to?

[Pentegarn]

Pot parties

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

Pot parties

The great equalizer. That's where the social ladder turns into the social chutes and ladders.

[Tadao]

Don't listen to them. When you get older and look at these pictures of big soft titties, you'll wonder why you didn't make more of an effort to get your dick between them.

All bitches are crazy at your age. Might as well work on the one that already has accepted your cock in her mouth. She is also blessed with good looks. Buy her a ring.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Now that tadao has his wank material, let's return to the main issue

Also, who was it who had the pic of underage ELX saved to his HD before she could delete it?

[Tadao]

Also, where are the dirty pics.

[Esuohlim]

Hella liquidstatik thread up in this bitch

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Also, who was it who had the pic of underage ELX saved to his HD before she could delete it?

Bitch, I was doing my civic duty. Everyone knew it would be gone in a day, posting pictures online is retarded unless you're willing to catch shit


Plus, I love any excuse to bust out coldcache

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Hangie

Woah woah woah. I didn't say any of that man. Plus thats the thing that if I'm not in a 'relationship' (highschool relationships ), I generally don't have to deal with her problems as much.

See, if you ACTUALLY had this healthy and robust mentality, this thread wouldn't exist.



AND DAMNIT TADAO HE'S NOT GETTING HIS DICK BETWEEN THE TITS

STOP ENCOURAGING WASTED TIME, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE BJs ARE FREQUENT

[Tadao]

She's probably looking for a guy who is willing to put his dick in her. Hangie is too shy to do it so she is hoping that either his friend will or Hangie will get jealous enough to man up.

[Colonel Flagg]

[Hangie]

I'm not sure which of you two to trust. This is just like Myst and it's going to turn out I should've listened to neither of you.

Although Tadao's getting me pumped up, it sure would be swell to tittyfuck her. Perhaps I should have gone to the insufferable jackassery that is our local anime club today to have gotten her to go hang out with me.

...Who's liquidstatik

[Grislygus]

He's a card carrying ephebophile. You're considering going to a high school ANIME CLUB just in hopes of getting in with ONE GIRL, you emotional sponge, get over this shit already and move on. I can safely tell you this, because you wisely won't listen to internet people. Unfortunately, you'll then screw up IRL and we will keep being amused.

Unless you listen to Tadao, then shit's going to turn overtly hilarious.

[Grislygus]

Of course, he's confident that she's actually willing to screw you if you try REALLY, REALLY hard, whereas I can diagnose from a distance that the ship has sailed, sucker

[Hangie]

Even it did end in me humiliating myself I feel like it would be worth it for a CHANCE at pussy, plus good stories to tell here. I suppose I'll try to post here if anything happens.

[executioneer]

hangie i think you should just chop it off and get it over with #didn'treadthisthread

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If shes an anime chick you need to put your tongue in her ass...then your dick. That's how you get women to go crazy over you.

[Tadao]

She likes to give head and get her pussy rubbed. This is what most people call foreplay, that means you are supposed to fuck her. She's just waiting for it. If you aren't going to, she will find someone who will, which is what she is doing.

[Pentegarn]

^^^

This

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

That's how you get women to go crazy over you.

Plus, don't forget to airhorn her just as you finish. Chicks dig that.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

[This] shit's going to turned overtly hilarious.

fixed

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by Tadao

She likes to give head and get her pussy rubbed. This is what most people call foreplay, that means you are supposed to fuck her. She's just waiting for it. If you aren't going to, she will find someone who will, which is what she is doing.

Yeah, I'm actually going to have to agree with Tadao on this one. Next hook up be assertive, go down on her like it's your last meal and then break out a condom.
e: because as you said, what have you got to lose?

[Esuohlim]

ERIC CONVEYS AN EMOTION: HAS THE TANK RUN DRY?

[Hangie]

Well then, I guess I should go buy some condoms. I'm such a pussy I'm probably going to be embarrassed getting them.

Anyhow I don't even know when we might hook up since I'm going to be gone from Thurs. to next weekend because of a school China trip., and we usually hook up on weekends if her parents are out. Do I wait until I'm back from China or do I try to hook up tommorow?