MAX BURBANK

[Protoclown]

Your presence is required post haste and forthwith.

[Mockery]

He's an old man, Proto, give him time to figure out this "new-fangled message board thing that dem young folks use"

[mburbank]

OH MY GOD, it took me so long to adapt to this new message board I didn't even see this post until now! I CAN'T CHANGE!! And by the time my kids are in high school they'll be some whole NEW paradigm, like, "Hey old man, howcum you can't thoughtmail me your brain adress, don't you even know how to log onto the Neural Net?! What, don't you even have a Quoonmat? HERBERT! HERBERT!" And I'll be like, "A Gun still works, doesn't it YOU FUCKING TWERPS?!"



But it won't, because they'll have like personal deffense shields and I can't make mine work anymore than I can PROGRAM MY VCR WHICH WILL BE OBSOLETE BY THE TIME I FINISH TYPING THIS! get off my lawn!!! GET... OFF... MY...




ugh. the ticker.