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Helm · #1

This is the first time I make a thread directed at a person. This means you're pretty special.

I have something to say to you, which I believe to anyone that has read most of your... 'posts' is going to sound something like an understatement. I fucking hate you, and I wish you would die. I want you to eat your mouse, or head-butt your computer screen or something. Anything. As long as you do not post any more.

Open your window, place your fingers on the opening and slam repeatedly. Replace fingers with head and repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat until the words you are reading are nothing more than a hazy blur, and you can then, in some amazing twist of fate, mispress Ctrl-Alt-Del instead of Enter.

In times like these, I wish by force of will alone, I could do harm to others. Others such as you. But lets face it, it's a silly idea to begin with. Which means that I'll have to personally track you down and bludgeon you to death with your porch door if you post anything again. Anything at all. Including voting at polls, hell including editing older posts.

So in short, please fuck off and die. Do not make me resort to drastic measures.

CrapOnAStick · #2

sadie · #3

here, crapola. i'll make it really simple for you, since helm (who, by the way, is not even a fucking native speaker of the english language but can express himself better than most in it) obviously left you lying in the dust.

summary:

please fuck off and die

laterz.

CrapOnAStick · #4

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Originally Posted by sadie

here, crapola. i'll make it really simple for you, since helm (who, by the way, is not even a fucking native speaker of the english language but can express himself better than most in it) obviously left you lying in the dust.

summary:

please fuck off and die

laterz.

No I know, I just wanna know why.

Helm · #5

REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT

CrapOnAStick · #6

I don't see what I did though.

James · #7

What was your previous name?

CrapOnAStick · #8

ApocalypseTurtle

Helm · #9

And what does that tell us?

James · #10

Nuff said.

CrapOnAStick · #11

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Originally Posted by Helm

And what does that tell us?

That I'm a dirty newb that all of you assume has no knowledge because of the date he registered and the number of posts he has?

soundtest · #12

I AM THE NEWBIE CUDDLER

CrapOnAStick · #13

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Originally Posted by soundtest

I AM THE NEWBIE CUDDLER

8-)

Evil Robot · #14

COCKFIGHT!!

CrapOnAStick · #15

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot

COCKFIGHT!!

Helm · #16

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That I'm a dirty newb that all of you assume has no knowledge because of the date he registered and the number of posts he has?

No. It tells us that you are a fucking waste of brandwidth. It tells us that we should not bother with you at all. It tells us that you fucking need to die.

It's not about dates, it's not about posts, it's about the overwhelming sense of desperation that overcomes me whenever I click on a thread that has the last post in it signed with your very appropriate name.

It's pretty overwhelming.

CrapOnAStick · #17

Is that whats bothering you? Thats stupid. Its amazing how some people can't even realize how USELESS it is to be fighting online.

soundtest · #18

COME TO PAPPA BEAR

Mockery · #19

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Originally Posted by Helm

No. It tells us that you are a fucking waste of brandwidth.

Brandwidth? I hope it's not Brand X width! OH NO!!!

Helm · #20

What the fuck are you doing here then? You're not contributing anything, that's for sure. Might as well try to defend your apparent uselessness, not underline it.