I have a brain tumor :(

[Raziel]

I agree.

[FartinMowler]

I was away and drinking beer and having a great time. good luck with the tumour

[kahljorn]

SOMEBODY QUOTED ME, YAY.

You should take milk thistle! it somehow helps cancer to stop from spreading, could be helpful after you get it removed so it doesnt come back.

[FS]

Plus you'll orgasm through the whole thing.

[kahljorn]

EXACTLY. Surgical orgasm is the greatest thing ever.

[executioneer]

i hope he has the GOOD LUCK to have a talented surgeon instead of one that is constantly high on cocaine

[Crying Baby Jesus]

cut open today tumor is wemoved uhhh...next week

[Jeanette X]

I hope your surgery goes well. I'll say a prayer for you.

[HickMan]

get better i love you

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

SOMEBODY QUOTED ME, YAY.

You should take milk thistle! it somehow helps cancer to stop from spreading, could be helpful after you get it removed so it doesnt come back.

It's not cancer. Almost all pitutary tumors are benign, if it were cancer i would be dead by now.



AND THANKS HICKYPOO

[GADZOOKS]

too bad your tumor is not a rumor, and all fun and games with humor

[Dr. V]

Ouchy. Fell better soon.

[Dr. V]

Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz

Ouchy. Fell better soon.

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Edit button broken.

[Imadjinn]

For all the morons who can't be bothered to look it up (i.e. me), what is a benign tumor?

I assume it means it isn't infectious or whatever the word is.

[Dole]

Benign means its not expanding/attacking other cells I presume, as the opposite is malignant which spreads and grows.

[Anonymous]

Dole, you kidder!

[Imadjinn]

Dole, you kidder![\quote]
????

Anyway, thanks Dole, that is what I assumed.

The 200+lbs tumor that woman had wasn't malignant either! Now that's incredible

[Imadjinn]

Stupid Edit button. Let's try again.

Dole, you kidder!

????

Anyway, thanks Dole. That is what I assumed.

Can you believe that the 200+lbs tumor wasn't malignant? That's amazing!

[Matt Harty]

this edit thing is driving me crazy!

[Big McLargehuge]

ima name my brain tumor imadjinn

[Imadjinn]

Now why would you do a thing like that?!

I have done nothing to you and you come along and say a thing like that...

After I wished you well too...

Well if that's the way you're going to be, I hope Imadjinn kills you!

[sadie]

i was gonna ask if you could be anymore clueless, but i already know the answer.

[Rongi]

good luck with your surgery, biggie. i really hope your doctor knows what he's doing, because if they cut the carotid artery you're fucked

[ziggytrix]

hesadjinn wished you well, so you don't have to go to the surgery.

YAY, HAPPY ENDING!

[Big McLargehuge]

Well my surgeon disagrees, i have surgery on the 9th of November. The surgeon i got is one of the leading experts on pituitary tumors (he has done over 1000 of these surgerys), and feels optimististic that he can get 80-90 percent of the tumor on the first go. He then will treat what remains with radiation therapy unless it is too big, in which case he will try another surgery. I have a 60% chance of regaining the vision that i lost,

I also have a 30 percent chance of becoming infertile. The worst thing is that i have to drop out of school for this semester, and i will prolly have to give up a job i just got hired for. After the surgery i will spend about 4 days in the hospital and then be discharged, i can resume normal activity after 2 or 3 weeks, but will not be allowed to blow my nose, sneeze, cough, or lift anything over 5 lbs for 3 months.