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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:10 AM       
Jesus. My head now feels like I've been drop-kicked by Pele. :ouch
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:31 PM       
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ColFlagg: Well, I was born in 77 and graduated in 95, so I moved it over one year. :/ It still sucks.
What was Jimmy Carter like?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:37 PM       
lol I was born 70 and I don't even know what Carter was like. I can tell you about Reagan though ;_;
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:38 PM       
Wasnt Carter the ass pipe that said immigrants who didnt pay into SS could take out of it?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:39 PM       
What's wrong with that?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:44 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:48 PM       
When they start working and paying taxes, the can then qualify for SS

Or can I come to your house and take you TV and not give you anything. Cause then I'm down with what you are sayin.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 05:51 PM       
Are you throwing the word Immigrant in there when it doesn't need to be?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 08:29 PM       
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What was Jimmy Carter like?
He had big teeth.

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Wasnt Carter the ass pipe that said immigrants who didnt pay into SS could take out of it?
Not too sure, I wasn't old enough to vote yet, and I didn't care too much about politics or social security.

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lol I was born 70 and I don't even know what Carter was like. I can tell you about Reagan though ;_;
I voted against Reagan, twice. Fat lot of good that did.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 08:44 PM       
You would be one of the few, didn't he take all but 1 state?
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 09:06 PM       
I don't remember Carter, but theoretically I like him. He and I are carcinogen-buddies.

Reagan drove past my grandmother's house in his motorcade. My family trucked me out front and center and I was the pathetic little cancer patient waving a flag as the limo passed. I remember the limo window coming down and him waggling a hand at me. My grandmother says there was also a bullhorn and he said "Hello, little girl", but I don't remember that part.

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You would be one of the few, didn't he take all but 1 state?
It wasn't that bad, but he did win big ... both times.

You might be thinking of Richard E. Nixon's trouncing of George "the Commie" McGovern in '72, when he won 49 states, and lost only MA and DC. And then came the wiretap ....
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:33 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:34 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:35 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:38 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 12:15 AM       
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It wasn't that bad, but he did win big ... both times.
Yeah, it was that bad. He won everything but Minnesota in 84
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:01 AM       
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Are you throwing the word Immigrant in there when it doesn't need to be?
No Im talking immigrants who come here and are old enough to draw on SS but never put anything into it. That added with some other cock gobbler who changed it where Congress can withdraw money from SS to fund whatever the hell they want are the reasons its now a failing institution. Meanwhile most of us still have to throw money into that pit.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:43 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 02:03 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 07:34 PM       
i can't tell whether you are joking or you are such an unimportant person that i can't even see you. tell me, how many people walk by you every day yet seem to just not see you?
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