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Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 02:01 PM        Charlie Sheen 20/20
Did anyone watch this crap? I thought he was crazy before, but now it's official. Some notable moments...
"There's rumours you are bi-polar."
'I'm bi...winning! I win here. I win there. And move on.'


"So after all this is said and done, what will end up on your gravestone?"
'Something dot com. '

'I've got tiger blood and and extra terrestrial brain.'

'Even if I was bi-polar what helps then? Medicine? Become of of them?'


I'm paraphrasing (barely) but the bottom line is what the fuck? He said he does like 7gram rocks of coke daily. How is he even alive?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 04:24 PM       
All I know is that his meltdown is funnier than any given episode of 2.5 Men.


And that "winning" is now a meme.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 05:49 PM       
The sad (scary?) thing is that there's a little tiny mustard-seed grain of sense that pops up every once in a while. Guy probably feels cornered by hypocritical do-gooders anyway, which makes it worse.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 06:12 PM       
I was listening to Preston and Steve and they had a contest where where they read quotes from either Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi and the listeners had to guess which one said the quote.

I think almost every caller got it wrong. That's how far gone Sheen is, people can't tell the difference between things he says and things Gaddafi says
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Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 08:51 PM       
There's a list on buzzfeed of some of the quotes as New Yorker Cartoons.

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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 07:18 AM       
Ooh screw all the previous stuff, here's the real scoop!

http://twitter.com/charliesheen

And it has been verified to be ligit

1 million followers in under 24 hours. Not too shocking, how can you not want to follow such an insane show?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 12:50 PM       
is that the interview where he says they are fighting a warlock?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 01:57 PM       
Makes Lindsay Lohan look almost saintlike.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 04:36 PM       
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is that the interview where he says they are fighting a warlock?
A warlock from Mars, no less.

I think it was in that same interview that he explained the reason he said things like that was because "the words sounds great together", or something like that.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 04:38 PM       
HOW DO YOU G ET OFF COMPARING THEM. Linsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen aren't even in the same terrestrial realm!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 04:39 PM       
Duh. Charlie Sheen's from Mars. The planet of winning.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2011, 10:28 PM       
Charlie Sheen is proving himself to be the most entertaining man on earth. He is the alpha-male, and will carpet bomb your vagina with radical.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 02:13 PM       
ROFLMAO! NICE Dimnos! lol!
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 02:25 PM       
has anybody ever noticed how much Martin Sheen looks like Michael J Foxs and emilio estavezes backwards time baby?



god damnnniittt

oh... i guess emilio estavez is martin sheens son? didn't know that.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 02:35 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 02:57 PM       
Interviewer: Do you think you're bipolar?
Charlie: I don't know what that means. I'm bi-winning.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 02:58 PM       
Tiger blood and Adonis DNA, baby.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 03:01 PM       
Charliesheen! Two names combined into one word that STILL does not convey the true power of his awesomeness.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 07:14 PM       
Maybe this is a Joachim Phoenix type thing.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 07:17 PM       
I don't know, he really stuck it to his former boss. Phoenix just acted like an idiot douche and grew a crappy beard.
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Old Mar 5th, 2011, 01:04 AM       
I didn't really care about Sheen at all. To me, he was just some dude who slept with women for money. But that was before the interview.
I love this guy. Such a boss
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