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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
Kevin, allow me to show you a glimpse of the evil empire founded by the suck majesty himself.

EXIBIT A

PHIL COLLINS "Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now)"
With such competition for faggotry as Michael Bolton and Yani, it is pretty tough to write a song of unparalelled queerness, but if anyone can do it, Phil Collins is our man.

EXIBIT B



EXIBIT C

PHIL COLLINS "Dance Into the Light"
With instantly forgettable bland music, and lyrics like "Side by side we are not afraid/Because the train is coming to carry you home" gems like this leave you hoping someday Phil Collins will dance into the path of a speeding bus.

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I rest my case.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
THe reasons the dead really didn't interact with audience later in their career is because they thought the audience went bad. Jerry complained that ever since they put out that horrible song "touch of grey" People started coming to shows not knowing what the Dead were all about, and only went because they thought it was the "cool" thing to do. He saw a lot of people get in fights and sell a lot of bunk drugs.

Phish never really tryed to do anything like the Band. Phish got most of there inspiration from Frank Zappa. DOn;t get me wrong im not to big of phish fan, but Iv'e been forced to listen to a lot of thier stuff at work and it reall doesn't remind much of the band. IN fact no Jamband really reminds of them, Jamsband get there influences from anything from the dead, zappa, Bill Monroe, Miles davis, and I could probably go on for years.

I think most of you people have to stop bitching about a bands politics and image and realize that there are still some bands that give a shit about the music.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 01:23 AM       
I'm going to have to join Kevin in the Phil Collins love.

No Jacket Required is a fucking classic. With songs like "Sususudio", "One More Night", "Don't Lose My Number", "Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore", "Inside Out", and "Take Me Home", how can you lose? It was the soundtrack to my summer between kindergarten and first grade, and it's still my ultimate guilty pleasure.

I agree that his stuff from the last decade has really sucked, though. Otherwise...



PHIL COLLINS IS THE MAN
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
Lately i've been getting pretty fucking sick of hearing about G 'n R.

Axl was a complete dickhole, and their music gets old when you're forced to hear it every time you visit your friend's house.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
Yup, good ol jam bands.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
The only GNR worth listening to is, cliched but true, Appetite for Destruction. Maybe one or two songs off Lies. That double album they put out was god-awful horrible.

By the way, the Doors also sucked. Jim Morrison was just another drugged-out "poet" and their music, while some could argue that it was original and inventive at the time, does not still stand up today.

Why hasn't anybody mentioned the Travelling Willburys or Damn Yankees? I fucking loathe over-the-hill "superstar" bands.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 11:18 PM        re:
bands listed by others that i at least partially like...

guns 'n roses, phil collins, led zeppelin, weezer, the village people, flaming lips, blink 182, the doors, and the travelling willburys.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 08:31 PM       
BOWLING FOR SOUP, OPM, BLINK 182, SUM 41, BUSTED, SLIPKNOT ETC ETC

I could go on and on.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors, The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:00 AM       
I can make this really easy. Any band played during peak listening hours on the radio, or any band that gets played more than three times a day, and all three times the song is the same one.


FEW exceptions of course (Evanescence in particular stands out, I will never get tired of hearing Amy Lee's voice ) but for the most part, it's sadly true.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:15 AM       
Skulhed, I'm afraid to admit that we have a fuck of a lot in common when it comes to music. What's your stance on the greatest band of all time, Bad Religion?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:21 AM       
I like em.

Sorry about the shortness of this post, but there's not really that much to say...

I like Bad Brains and Dead Kennedys better though.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 02:19 PM       
Skulhedface sucks, so does Phil Collins.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 03:20 PM       
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I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors,The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more
It's a damn good thing I don't know where you live .
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 05:08 PM       
If you read Rongi's other posts, he LOVES The Beatles.
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
I'm seconding the Led Zepplin thing. I don't know how such a clusterfuck of inept guitarists and bad lyrics can be considered revolutionary.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 02:18 AM       
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I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors, The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more
you deserve something very bad for that
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 05:23 AM       
Creed those pretentious assholes, I hate them even more when people expect I listen to them cause I'm Christian and so (supposedly) are they.

Godsmack, from the other end, I can stand they're craptastic music, regurgitated shit stains on toast is a better thing to hear. The fact that they whine about how Wiccan they are makes me LOL.

Linkin Park: I like them sorta, i like they're instrumental tracks but dammit the album was so overplayed that i cant bear to hear them.

MeSELLOUTICA: Bastards! Thje black album was the last great one, then they got full of themselves.

Ja Rule, Jay Z, Nas, DMX and dammit Cypress Hill is pissing me off too.



ANd I love Cypress Hill.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 05:24 AM       
oh yeah POD i like one song from 3 albums.
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