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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
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I'd never ever play this IRL because I'mthe kind of person who has to have roleplaying in his tabletop RPGs,and it takes a really special kind of friend to watch someone pretendto DRIFT TO AND FRO TWIXT THE FEYWILDS and then still want to befriends afterwords. Strangers on the internet are fine, though.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 01:22 AM       
Yes.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
So, I'm about to go to the bars. I'm wearing a shirt I like a lot. Long-sleeve button-down, jet black sateen made of 100% silk.

I feel like I should demonstrate my affinity for it with some crass hyperbole.

Dude, because of this shirt tonight I'm gonna get so much pussy that I'll wake up with more STDs than mainstream pathology presently recognizes. So many chicks are going to want me that we'll have to find a late night stadium that rents by the hour. Tomorrow morning, there will be significant shortages in the national supply of the "morning-after pill" because of me wearing this shirt. In the aftermath of my mental puissance coming together with me wearing this shirt tonight, the global average IQ will raise by at least two points as my bastards enter the population.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 03:03 AM       
man, i kind of understand you, i have some awesome buds to smoke, that i'll like to share with some chick, i mean find a stoner girlfriend to share my trips with cuz i am sick of smoke all by miself, of course when i'm stoned i forget about all this lonely feeling, if i quit pot i bet i could be getting laid at this moment, life is unfair, god gives bread to people that has no teeth
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 03:35 AM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 04:28 AM       
You could probably eat bread with no teeth.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 06:24 AM       
ElPila666 you can smoke w/ me babbbyy ;>
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 06:43 AM       
This is where somebody who works here says something like, "I-Mockery does not support the use of illegal substances." Right?




No? Okay, well, who's got the hook-up on some jenkem?
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 07:32 AM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 11:00 AM       
Jesus Christ.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
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fark you
I wasn't talking to you, Buddy. You posted while I was debating whether to add some legitimate content to my post. As always, I decided against it.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT?

I MADE DR O STOP POSTING AND THAT WAS MY GOAL, EVEN IF I DID IT WITHOUT HIM GETTING MY IRONY. :spin
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 05:27 PM       
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hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?
stawrberry hills?
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 05:52 PM       
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Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
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Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?
Haha, let's all load up our AOL discs guys.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:07 AM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:07 AM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
I went to a greasy bar in Superior, Wisconsin tonight and watched two of my friends hustle all of the pool players there. Also, the electronic juke boxes that take 1$ bills are the devil.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 04:10 AM       
oh man did it take credit cards and let you "download" songs too
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 11:58 AM       
That would be the one.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:01 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:30 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck?

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Admittedly this is generally only funny if you've played Deus Ex and understand the basic concpt of a Youtube Poop, both of which you guys have seemed to have failed to do
I have now learned what constitutes a Youtube Poop. I do not detect it's humour.
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She's also a foot fetishist.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
Seven Force is a foot fetishist.


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Richard Ramirez is a dick. And he does Incredible Hulk fanart (look under May 2006).
I doubt that is the killer or the musician.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 03:56 PM       
I've been downloading "Ocean of Fear" for about 4 days.

It's better be worth the wait
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 05:14 PM       
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Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck?
Banning me is considered flamboyantly gay in atleast... five countries
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