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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 03:20 AM        haha, dude
dole has a point. fuck you all.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 03:22 AM       
That had to suck dude. But better to wave it and wait for another time then to end up with a kid cause that would suck more.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 04:37 AM       
MORNING AFTER PILL.

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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 04:52 AM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 08:49 AM       
Well it's a good thing you're marrying her anyway.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 04:14 PM       
Why didn't you have/get some? :/
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
dude, im not going to eat mcdonalds ever again!
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
are you saying you had sexes without protection, or are you saying that you didn't have sex because you didn't have protection
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:41 PM       
we didnt
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:45 PM       
It's a good thing you don't need protection when you're using black & decker. Just a power outlet and a long cord.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 01:06 AM       
I wouldn't worry. You went and bought some protection already, right after this happened, right?

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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 05:14 AM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 07:10 AM       
Be sure to tell her about this thread, won't you?
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
Since when do you need protection to have 'sex'? I mean, to have intercourse, yes, but sex? No. You should have gone down on her, which would have been a lot of fun itself, and then perhaps she would have returned the favour.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
God, you are such a woman.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
He hasn't trained up to actual size yet!
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
i raised my boy right
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
hi chuck, i just thought id let you know how much i appreciate these posts. by the way, tomorrow is off, and im pretty sure the next day is too.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
Whew, thanks! I ALMOST set my alarm clock. :relief
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
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which would have been a lot of fun itself,
You obviously enjoy a mouthful of minced trout doused in battery fluid. You probably call it "a pretty flower" too.

This is where you say "obviously helm has only gone down on ugly women" and I post a emotion and then you can go back to eating out something that, according to all other sensory input should have died a long time ago. Reassured and smiling, that despite all that the heady smell of rotten garbage might suggest, what you're doing makes you a better human being.
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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 12:38 AM       
Hmm, well, I enjoy it. :/
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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 12:40 AM       
They don't ALWAYS smell bad.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:04 AM       
i've only been down on one girl and the smell turned me off...way off.
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