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Lynchie · #1

I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.

CaptainBubba · #2

Jixby Philips already made this thread.

Matt Harty · #3

It'd be the monkeys big chance to turn on us and take over the world. o_o

Shut Up · #4

I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by 'spunk', I mean cum. On your face, in your mouth and inside your stomach, too.

It's too bad the napalm-throwing monkeys didn't pay a visit to your mongloid of a mom's house before she shit you out.

Lynchie · #5

1. I didn't know Jixby already did this thread.

2. I don't even care about what you think about my mom, because, quite frankly, she's a fucking asshole and I don't care if she dies.

3. As for the cum in my face, mouth, and stomach, I don't, sorry. You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up.

I am Mexican Jewish · #6

How about sending SbB titties chicks to over there?

GnrySgtHartman · #7

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-ugly.wav

Shut Up · #8

Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead she has to number her thoughts in order to remember them, you can suck a big fat cock for all I care. Maybe you'll think of another halarious and insightful joke to post while you're down there.

:D

Zero · #9

A better tactic would be to strap thousands of midgets to nukes and arm them all with heavy machineguns and drop them out of planes.

Lynchie · #10

That midgit idea is great, I'd pay to see that. And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl, and two, it's amazing that some little half-retarded eunich that greases cocks for his job as a fluffer is trying to insult my intelligence, dick head.

Zero · #11

Traditionally, don't fluffers suck cocks rather than grease them?

slavemason · #12

Let me think long and hard on this one...
...FLUFFER MONKEYS !

Lynchie · #13

can't fluffers do both, and I think all of the porn stars would want a fluffer monkey

GnrySgtHartman · #14

This topic pisses me off

Shut Up · #15

"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl

Wha? You're sorry for not being a girl? What's there to be sorry about? Even if you weren't a girl, I'm sure your mother still loves you, despite what she says. Despite when she locked you in the closet with a dress on and your dick and balls tucked between your legs while chanting, 'Mommy wanted a girl. Mommy wanted a girl.'

It's okay, many of us are gender-confused. Well, actually, no that's not true. You're the only person I can think of off-hand who is. Weird fuck.

Lynchie · #16

Actually, Mommy didn't want anything. And as for these stories that you're trying to tell me about my childhood, you seem to be getting a little in depth about them considering you don't even know me, are you sure they didn't happen to you?[/quote]

Zero · #17

Shut Up, you're a gay fluffer monkey.

starz · #18

whats with the fmj wavs gnry..

Captain Robo · #19

These noobs get better every time I come here

Rongi · #20

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo

These noobs get better every time I come here

You really shouldn't be talking

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Captain Robo · #21

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Originallly posted by Jamesman This is something I actually have not seen. Rongi, I'm starting to hate you, because you're being a stupid.

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Originally posted by Rongi I was just kidding