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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 04:58 PM       
Is it time to move this thread to Loveline yet?

All this Vampire shit is turning me on.

Oh. And that Gumby comment was awesome.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 06:32 PM       
Oohhh... It's one of those greasy black hair and wear your sister's pants kind of things..... Well that's cool I guess.
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 12:41 AM       
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The vampire thing i sjust silly, they act like all they say is abig secret, but all the rituals and "Techniques" that are in there is what any stupid person would do trying to steal energy from a person. I mean shit, the visualizations are so cheap, and all it really is is stuff involving the astral body... which is something ANYBODY who has read anything about energy manipulation would've figured out how to do, and I mean if they even read "Gumby's psychic guidebook".
There are dozens of free sources on the Internet about psychic vampirism. If the stuff in the book were secret, it wouldn't be available for twenty bucks. The price is mostly for membership, not for the Teachings.
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 12:42 AM       
Exactly what do you do in satanism?
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 12:44 AM       
Go around telling everyone that you're a Satanist. That's pretty similar to what you do in all religeons really.
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 12:46 AM       
They probably have wild karosene soaked orgys
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 01:47 AM       
ArrowX gets it.
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 01:51 AM       
yay satanism!

EDIT: Just the orgy part
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:18 AM       
lol, membership in their TEMPLE. How fucking fantastic, you can be associated with a bunch of fuckwits whose primary text is something written in the style of JRR Tolkien.

HAIL TIAMAT.
Fucking halfwits. They don't even know who tiamat is, they just used the fucking name cause it's a COOL DRAGON. WE GOTHIC KIDS LIKE DRAGONS, THATS WHY WE WEAR BLACK DRAGON SHIRTS AND DRAW PICTURES OF DRAGONS ALL DAY ITS SO COOL THEY BREATH FIRE AND EAT THE VILLIAGE WHORES.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:16 AM       
It's the dragon from Dungeons & Dragons!



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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 09:41 AM       
Oh you guys don't know anything. Tiamat was the three headed fiend of air whom the light warriors had to defeat in order to go back in time, only to fight its master "Chaos." And that is the whole legend of Tiamat.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:10 AM       
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lol, membership in their TEMPLE. How fucking fantastic, you can be associated with a bunch of fuckwits whose primary text is something written in the style of JRR Tolkien.

HAIL TIAMAT.
Fucking halfwits. They don't even know who tiamat is, they just used the fucking name cause it's a COOL DRAGON. WE GOTHIC KIDS LIKE DRAGONS, THATS WHY WE WEAR BLACK DRAGON SHIRTS AND DRAW PICTURES OF DRAGONS ALL DAY ITS SO COOL THEY BREATH FIRE AND EAT THE VILLIAGE WHORES.
Just consider the source, folks.

Almost transexual. (more or less on a whim, from what I've heard)

Suicidal.

Drunk.

Stoned.

et cetera.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:15 AM       
dude...most of the people here are drunk, stoned and suicidal. I should imagine a fair few are borderline transexuals also.

Its no diss.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:17 AM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:59 AM       
That was for the benefit of anyone who agrees with me that those are bad things. Everyone else doesn't matter.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:23 PM       
why is hell or satan or satanism or whatever always interpreted with black, red, fire, you know, "spooky" stuff. for all we know it could be filled with clouds and sunshine.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:38 PM       
Hell is where all your shit is deposited after it goes down the loo.

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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:43 PM       
Tiamat was a person on Graal, and he was a wimp too. I mean, shit, he was pwned by a taco. A FUCKING TACO!
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:51 PM       
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That was for the benefit of anyone who agrees with me that those are bad things. Everyone else doesn't matter.
Yah, satan wouldn't approve of that
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:53 PM       
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Tiamat was a person on Graal, and he was a wimp too. I mean, shit, he was pwned by a taco. A FUCKING TACO!
Nobody cares about Graal. Graal has always sucked and will forever suck.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:03 PM       
boy arent you guys quite the "googlers"

yes hell is filled with sunshine, and fluffy white clouds, and big puffy pink mushroom seating arangments... j/k
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 02:15 PM       
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And that's what's called ad hominem. Go look it up on google or something. Kahl may be all these things, but it stands he generally knows way more about occultism than you (as I've gathered) and him being a drunk or whatever doesn't really impair his ability to call bulshit when he sees it.

And actually, considering the source, as you said, Kahl is generally positvely predesposed towards occultism (in direct contrast to my disposition), so it's even more telling that he doesn't give the vampire people any credit.

Maybe you should become a proper Nietszche-ist, the philosophy of whom is after all, the formal basis of all these 'life feeds on life' occult bulshit, and be done with it. No shame in not wearing a cape and fake teeth.

(ps I won't follow this thread (or any other, actually) so don't bother replying point by point and all. Internet cafes )
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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"The golden rule" is all a matter of Social Ettiquite, there's no such thing in nature. Do you see squirrel's greeting eachother? "Why, what a nice acorn you have there. I think I'll go find one for myself!" No no, they fight eachother over it. All animals do. That's the way shit goes. The entire, "PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY GOOD TOWARDS EACHOTHER" is absolute bullshit.
Perhaps it has invaded me indirectly from religion but, I assure you, I'm not a religious person. I don't think that it's genetic or inherited trait but I do think that it is a socially learned trait that comes from thinking individuals having to live together harmoniously. As it seems to be part of most major religions, it probably evolved from first being a matter of social etiquette to later being absorbed into the indigenous religion to re-enforce what they considered, as thinking beings, correct behavior.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Why is kahljorn so determined to prove to everyone that he is far more fucked up than them?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 04:51 PM       
"Why is kahljorn so determined to prove to everyone that he is far more fucked up than them?"

CAUSE IM A WINNER.



Tiamat is the chaos ocean, slayn by Marduk the "First King of Babylon". It's part of their mythology... he cut open her body, and formed the universe from her organs(sounds familiar). They were influenced alot by Sumeria whom i love to mention

Also, despite Nietzche being an egotistical asshole, he said alot of cool shit.

I tell you: One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star.
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