THIS IS A MOCKWARS THREAD!!!!!!!!

[Seven Force]

I sure hope not, Emu. I'm gonna see it tonight. It'll be the high point of my evening. :I

[ArrowX]

I saw the benchwarmers yesterday! and Fuck you it was awesome!

[Womti]

a mockwars thread is not a mockwars thread until WOMTI is there

guys



knock knock

[Womti]

Can blistex go bad? Cause it tastes really bad and its discolored.

[Misdemonar]

I just had a dream about GW buttering my sausage...oh wait.

[RaNkeri]

Practice your Finnish

#2

Shut up, motherfucker! = Turpa tukkoon, runkkari!!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Did I change the jerk to non-jerk ratio in a positive manner?
kthx

[BlueOatmeal]

There are these really pretty pink flowers growing next to the house. Every afternoon I go out to look at them. Flowers really are beautiful!

Hows everyone doing?

[Seven Force]

Shitty. I'm drinking Schlitz Bull Ice. Goddamnit it sucks so much. I hate the taste of alcohol, and yet, I want to get drunk tonight, so I force myself to drink it despite my wanting to hurl the 6-pack out the window.

I like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Fuck y'all.

[BlueOatmeal]

I do the same thing with Bud Ice But when I get together with my good friend Heineken WATCH OUT!

[Big McLargehuge]

any thing that has "ice" in the name is bound to suck

[Rongi]

drinking is stupid you guys are stupid

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Shitty. I'm drinking Schlitz Bull Ice.

I like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Fuck y'all.

those sound like LADIES drinks you ponce.

[sadie]

i just found out milhouse thinks i'm a jerk. my day is now made. (of course, its being friday and the beginning of spring break doesn't hurt, either.)