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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 12:08 PM       
he stole my weight gain plan. I HAD PATENT ON THAT FUCKING THING.
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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 04:09 PM       
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there, i at least dressed him up so he can go out in public without getting banned
shit dude sorry
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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
Oh man eating ores would make you soooo heavy.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 08:30 AM       
I need to start the whole exercise thing again. I am in the middle of moving, the new place has a free on site workout facility and a pool, so I lose the 'I don't want to pay for a workout facility/pay for a gym membership' excuse. Once I get settled in I can start up on the daily exercise, I will likely focus heavily on various cardio exercise.

Also this thread reminds me that at my age I need to get my prostate exam soon
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 10:21 AM       
F*** getting old.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 10:22 AM       
cardio sucks a dick, brah

unless you're a 40-something woman, then you're allowed to think it's amazing but still be wrong.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
20 pushups, 20 jumping jacks, 20 curlups, 20 flights of stairs just so that I can keep my edge.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
add pullups and chin-ups. those are WAY better than anything you just mentioned.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
i made friends with the weight machines at the building today.

didnt really do more than familiarize myself with them, but it is a sart.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 12:55 AM       
WEIGHT MACHINES ARE FOR FAGGOTS

ARE YOU A FAGGOT
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 05:40 AM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 09:42 AM       
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WEIGHT MACHINES ARE FOR FAGGOTS

ARE YOU A FAGGOT
So I was going to try to get a google image of the book definition of a faggot and photoshop it lifting weights, but it seems that the slang definition has pushed those images far far away and I am not digging through hundreds of pages of men in daisy dukes to find one pic of a bundle of burning sticks.

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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
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add pullups and chin-ups. those are WAY better than anything you just mentioned.
Yeah, I know. I need to find a way to do 'em in my room, though. The gym disappoints me. And that was just something quick to do on Saturday.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
HAVE YOU TRIED TO LOCATE A JUNGLE GYM? THEY USUALLY HAVE THEM AT ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 05:05 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
The Obama family had a playground put in at the White House. GUESS WHICH OBJECT WAS CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING. :racism
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 07:06 PM       


i only use it for the pullups/chinups
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 07:23 PM       
I KNOW I KNOW. I want one so bad. My friend's got one.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 07:30 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
If you've got an industrially sturdy door you can put a towel on top of it so that you don't cut your fingers open and do pullups that way.

You probably don't, though, that's just what I used to do when I had one
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 08:08 PM       
When I was younger i would do pullups using the frame of a doorway
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
i cant help the gym at my building only has machines, for ow.

i am still adding in push ups, it will be some time before i am not ashamed to admit how mahy.

i weighed in at 225 today. the lightest i have been since i was in the marines. only 35 pounds till i am content with my weight.

35 sounds like alot, but i was like 315 when i started this current round of wieght loss. so hoooooray!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:57 AM       
Whats if I only want to get rid of my gut Chojin?
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