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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:39 PM       
At first glance I just thought it was some generic "tribal" tat of some sort, but yeah I think it is barbed wire
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:17 PM       
I dated this girl who was into energy crystals and other nonsense. One time she refused to swallow my semen because she claimed "there are enzymes in sperm that can be used for mind control."
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:20 PM       
I mind controlled her into thinking that.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 05:36 PM       
There's this guy I'm deployed with that gained about six pounds of muscle and lost about half of his brain. I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

Don't you internet faggots go and google search 'christmas light arm tattoo' either and ruin my good time.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 05:44 PM       
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I mind controlled her into thinking that.
Thanks man, I ruined a few perfectly good pairs of boxers because of you
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 07:07 PM       
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I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".
That's the best idea anyone has ever had.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 07:14 PM       
I saw this leathery woman with a tattoo at the fair today and it looked awful. It reminded me of when they find mummified people and they have tribal markings on them that you can't quite make out.

She looked like beef jerky
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 08:24 PM       
Did she try to molest your child?
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:17 PM       
nope.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:19 PM       
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My question is, if you can do it with a woman. I mean, wouldn't it be less gay to jerk it with a woman who also has a crystal? Or is that against the point?
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:20 PM       
Man, womans ain't bros, the crystal won't work without that bro-magic.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:20 PM       
What if it's a bearded woman?
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:32 PM       
Hirsutism doesn't count. There must be dong for the magic to happen.

Not that I know about this or anything ....
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:34 PM       
I have seen so many "I want to JO with bros" listings on craigslist it's a little frightening.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:45 PM       
But enough about that. When's your work's tv appearance on British tv supposed to happen, Kit?
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 11:44 PM       
september or something?

I don't know. The show told me they wanted newer photos, and that was a problem because the originals were taken when my dog was a puppy and that prop was long gone. So we had to make a new prop, then wrestle a flighty 75 lb dog in 90 degree temps to get the pose they wanted. I had family helping me and we'd get the dog in the pose, then step away and the dog would jump down just before I snapped the picture. It got frustrating as hell.

I sent the pics and am waiting to hear if they're ok or if I need to send more.

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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 03:44 AM       
i like to sew with bros
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 03:58 AM       
shrubfest if you were a man i would hella sew with you
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 06:31 AM       
Kahl, we could have a mockery sewing circle. We'd embroider witticisms and cutting barbs onto cutesy items to upset children and parents, and drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

If I had a cock, though.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 06:32 AM       
I've been misled.
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Shrub, for this you can be an honorary bro.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 10:22 AM       
I wish I could drink right now.

But I already want to kill myself.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 11:53 AM       
Bleach will solve both problems!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:05 PM       
yo rongi

what up, Bird?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 05:21 PM       
shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock
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