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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:22 PM       
I was bluffing, I have a cellphone with a green screen still.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:24 PM       
I don't even have one ;(
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:25 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:25 PM       
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Nice phone, did you get it at Home Depot
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:26 PM       
I don't even know what a phone is.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:27 PM       
i'm just so tired of all these star wars
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
Talking on the phone is one of my least favorite things to do and I'm glad I never get reception because it gives me an excuse to not talk to people ;_;
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
even ladies?
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
I have a set list of things I say on the phone.
  • Good <time of day>
  • Who is calling, please?
  • I'm sorry, they are unavailable at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?
  • I'm sorry, I don't have that information at this time.

I like using that last one if they ask for my name.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
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I'm like 40 kinds of nervous over the phone. I'm a lot more comfortable talking in person.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
Pub PM your phone number let's have a chat
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
i'm better on the internet than the phone or in person
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
Thank the gods for insanely long international call prefixes.

Also, thank the mods for Esuohilm's eyerolling sarcasm.

Seriously, I was eyeing the phone like it was a bomb.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
I tried looking up the rates and I couldn't find anything useful but I can't imagine a 15 second phone call being too expensive.

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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:23 PM       
DUDE, YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT MY ANXIETY DISORDER?
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
If you have skypeout you can all any land line in the world for the price of a local call
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
haha, shouting about problems on the internet.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:25 PM       
Usually I'm the one with the anxiety problems but in this situation I feel like I have the upper hand
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Hmm Pub I think I do have skypeout
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
i downloaded a prussian blue album, and they sound cuuuutte :o

& the lyrics make me lol
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:31 PM       
Sorry liquid I'm in the middle of causing panic attacks to someone from 6000 miles away
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:31 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:46 PM       
There I am trying to get on with my work & slowly building my self-confidence to be able to answer the phone if it rings, & then it occurs to me that Esuohlim knows girls & he might get one of them to do the call for him.

I went to pieces before it occured to me how very, very gay it would be to do that.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
Who wants to know my number on the condition that you not be a humongous douchebag and call at three in the a.m.?
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
Sorry, I'm a humongous douchebag.


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