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Sacks · #2

At least you don't have my dreams.

Burger Lord · #3

because god and your subconscious love to team up and play cruel tricks on you.

Emu · #4

It's so you don't panic in your sleep. It's like that falling dream everyone has where they always wake up before they hit the bottom.

pjalne · #5

It's because you can't afford to pay for the laundromat and your subconscious knows it.

Krythor · #6

I wonder what lotida has to say about this.

Helm · #7

It's because your subconscious needs some actual life experience material to create a dream-state. I guess the best you can hope to dream about is watching other people have sex while you masturbate.

Matt Harty · #8

Get more sleep to. Depending on the hours, you have more chances to go into a dream state.

Lotida · #9

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Originally Posted by Krythor

I wonder what lotida has to say about this.

Wonder no more by boy.....

Perhaps he should ingest cough syrup right before he goes to bed and in his trippy state he will dream he is having sex multiple times!

sadie · #10

loveline.

James · #11

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Originally Posted by Helm

It's because your subconscious needs some actual life experience material to create a dream-state. I guess the best you can hope to dream about is watching other people have sex while you masturbate.

Then explain the parts where I picked up three different strangers, and took them to McDonald's. On of them had a camera, and the hot girl lifted up her skirt and teased them for missing a photo opportunity. The the two guys ditched out on paying for their food leaving me with the hot girl, and then I was trying to escape an angry man and his kid by driving a car around the inside of the McDonald's (which was very full with parked cars).

The girl then told me it was all a test to see how good a driver I was, after I struggled to find a way through all the parked cars. And then I woke up.

And Sadie, YOU belong in Loveline, you militant racist.

sadie · #12

fight the power.

racialslur · #13

Dont fight the power. It's level 60.

BeoulvE · #14

Damnit im only level 35...Can someone rush me?

Mr. Oysterhead · #15

Jesus, both of you, shut up.

BeoulvE · #16

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Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

Jesus, both of you, shut up.

Wow, Ruin our fun more plz.

ThisIsWitty · #17

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Originally Posted by Emu

It's so you don't panic in your sleep. It's like that falling dream everyone has where they always wake up before they hit the bottom.

I've always hit the bottom in those types of dreams. One or twice the ground has done this wierd thing where it's really soft like a bed, then I wake up.

BeoulvE · #18

mabye it means your going to have a near death experience?

racialslur · #19

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Originally Posted by BeoulvE

Wow, Ruin our fun more plz.

I have nothing to do with this. You're the one who brought the joke down, thus making BOTH of us look worse. Thanks, asshole. Thanks.

Seven Force · #20

REAMIS AND NUTTHEAD SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Hey, I thought Chojin banned BeoulvE?

Seven Force · #21

And for the sake of "on topic-ness", i've had complete sex dreams. You just have to pay full price like everyone else.

I just noticed my avatar is missing.

Terra · #22

It's because your punishing yourself!

Imadjinn · #23

It's because your brain hates you. That's why it doesn't feel pain but the rest of your body does!

Terren · #24

It is to force you to go out and make those sexy parts happen, otherwise we would just sleep all the time and then our species would die out because no one is reproducing.

Don't you just love Mother Nature.