I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Kitsa]

I saw that sort of thing IRL as a kid and it gave me nightmares as a kid.

Cat had kittens in grandparents' chimney somehow. Grandfather started fire, opened flue, voila...kittens on fire.

[Babs]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

[Kitsa]

shitty, sleepless night. I hate what winter does to me.

I look like Carrot Top with a hangover. Well, like, 1990's Carrot Top, without the steroid thing.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Babs

Why you want to ban me Tadao?

Because you look like a little shit fuck tard that I hated when I was a teen. But that's all over now and you look like a nice handsome young man. Hopefully it's because you ditched that twat of a GF. Hahahaah seriously, she is a hateful bitch, not like us!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MAN: Say, Jasper. What comes after 75?
JASPER: 76.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

That is the spirit.

[elx]

if anyone is still giftwrapping, pick up one of these!


amaaaaazing

[Esuohlim]

EVERY SINGLE PRESENT ONLY REQUIRES THREE PIECES OF TAPE BTW

[Tadao]

One if you do it right

[Esuohlim]

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan

[elx]

nuh uh, it's like two pieces down the middle, two pieces on each edge, several on a bow/for a tag...so on

:marthastewart

[executioneer]

i put one million tapes on everything :badatpresentwrapping

[Tadao]

If you fold in the side with nice tight pentagonal presses it is impossible for the side to release until the front flap is lifted.

[elx]

we could always proclaim a new interest in the environment and collectively begin striking against gift wrapping, because it is a a waste and kills trees and also small girls in eastern asia.


edit: also this strike applies to all christmas decorating besides the pretty lights

[Esuohlim]

h8 the environment

This year the only wrapping paper I have available is so thin it's see-through So I'm too lazy go to the store to get new paper and I'm also too lazy to double wrap

[kahljorn]

i still havent even bought most people's presents ;/

[captain516]

So I found this Russian website that has, like every Simpsons evar
That's how I spent my first 3 days of break

[Kitsa]

I finished Chanukah and Christmas shopping long ago and I'm up to the February birthdays.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Without necessitating oragmi bullshit, Mr. Japan

You didn't tell us you won the Mr. Japan contest Tadao, grats man!

[Zhukov]

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I also need to do christmas shopping tonight or tomorrow. then some wrappin.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I usually skip wrapping and just hand gifts to people out of a bag. NO TAPE.

I always thought of this as cheating.

[MLE]

[Phoenix Gamma]

Gift bags are totally lame unless it's for a token gift or you're giving multiple things. Like, I'm not at all close to my aunt and uncle (only see them once or twice a year, and my uncle doesn't really speak english). So I got them each a winter hat and a bag of those fucking awesome Lindor Truffles. So I'll toss those in a bag. My dad's birthday was two weeks ago so we got him some clothes and a copy of Goldeneye Wii, and put all of our gifts together in a bag.

I bought bigtimecow a Nintendo Points card a few years ago and put it in an envelope inside a box inside another box inside another box. He was like "uhhh I hope you didn't spend too much..." Then he bought Paper Mario and never even beat it He never beats anything though so that's my fault for buying him video game related gifts two years in a row

On a totally unrelated note, after realizing every female in every group of friends I have is seeing someone, I signed up for OkCupid. As it turns out, there are some totally NOT awful people on there! Like...I would actually maybe date them probably! I expecting to delete my account within 24 hours after getting paired up with some depressed chick.

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, some chick with a dimly lit webcam photo and too much mascara messages me saying "what's up cutie wanna get to know each other more?" and her number. I take back what I said.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

just beware of those people that then want you to join another site to either verify your age/who you are unless the other site is free. They are da scammers.

[Phoenix Gamma]

But verifying my Social Security #'s cool, right?