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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:40 PM       
Place a ruler next to your penis in the picture for added authority and authenticity. Also, try to use a light background for crispness and to acentuate any details you think are phallicaly important. If you're really feel motivate, surround the "proof" in a Hallmark type card with whatever sentiment is appropriate to the occasion such as "Sorry you missed my penis!", ect.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 04:40 PM       
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You are underestimating your own reactions. I bet you started sweating and panting when she touched you.
Not even close. I've had to learn to control my emotions and sexual urges due to my massive obesity in my early life.

I might take into account what Tenenbaum said, however.

Anyway, she didn't bother me today. I saw her glance at me a few times, but that was it.

Oh, and here's one good reason I won't post a picture of my penis: all of you who are skeptical would say that it isn't really mine, and I just took it off some fuckhead's website.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 04:47 PM       
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Not even close. I've had to learn to control my emotions and sexual urges due to my massive obesity in my early life.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:44 PM       
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Anyway, back on topic...

Today the one girl who said "Can we fuck?" was on the bus today.

This time, she ended up hopping over to my seat for a second and looking at me. So I waved at her, and she smiled and waved back before jumping back over to her seat. They started talking again, but I couldn't really hear because of my CD player. The only thing I could make out was her friend saying "Just jump on him." Anyway, she hopped back beside me again, only this time she gently ran her hand over my leg. As I was very confused, I just started smiling and went into a questioning pose. By this point she was smiling and laughing, and she jumped back into her own seat and started moving around wildly in it. Her friends asked her what she did, and she apparently told them because her friend said "She touched you?" to me in a suprised manner. Following this her friend asked "Do you like her?" To which I was replied that she was only teasing me in the first place. She asked me again, and then she clarified that she meant as a friend. When asked that, I said I guess so, but that I didn't really know her. The only other things said relating to me before she left the bus was her friend saying that I didn't like her and the girl affirming that I did.

I'm so confounded. :/


OAO, I am going to send you some money so you can eat at Hooter's one day just so I can see the post you make about how your waitress was totally into you.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 06:32 PM       
"Oh, and here's one good reason I won't post a picture of my penis: all of you who are skeptical would say that it isn't really mine, and I just took it off some fuckhead's website."

No we won't. Just do it already you fag.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 08:10 PM        Oh Tiresome One's Huge Cock
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Old May 21st, 2004, 08:23 PM       
No, you'd just post a pic of Starsky and Gut looking at their penis, pointing out how the two incidences connect in the gayest possible way.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:23 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:59 PM       
I don't want to look at a 15-year-old's penis. I'd be fucking satisied if he didn't post it. I mean what the hell.

Hey OAO, why don't you be impulsive and play the same damn game she's playing instead of asking people on the Internet whom you already know will give you shit for an answer.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:44 AM       
Take a video camera with you next time, and have her say "Oh OAO(for we know not your true name) your penis is so large and pleasurable" then stare confused into the camera and say "Hey guys, do you think she's interested?"

Then have sex with her on the bus. And her friends.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:48 AM       
This is sad.

I thought OAO was a character because of this thread, but I don't think anyone would go to the trouble of sounding like such a douche just to be ridiculed.

If you are truly a flesh and blood pseudo-boy fag monster, then I also suggest that you stop asking people online about love related questions. You may have the vocabulary of a 15 year old with a working knowledge of those all too annoying "quarter-words", but you definitely have some growing up to do mentally and socially. If simple interactions with members of the opposite sex are such a quandry to you then perhaps you should start slow. Maybe talk to the girls themselves. Just be confident and fuck with them. And if they laugh don't cry. It gives you zits and makes you eat more. Fatty.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 05:11 AM       
Fuck, OAO is an idiot, and you're all idiots for letting this go on. This guy is 14, maybe 15, and making shit up so you'll all respond to him.

Seriously, this is pissing me off. Every section now has about 10 fucking threads about this crap and they're all 5 pages long.

Goddamn it Boogie, just fucking ban him already and get him to take that Fartin fag with him
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 10:50 AM       
I just want you to know that I have an extensive vocabulary and was able to leave the impression that I was in college for quite some time. Anyone who was on the Philosophy board in my political and philosophical days can vouch for that.

Also, I'm trying to use this board to figure out how to read signs. Talking isn't going to do anything if you can't see them.

And El Mariachi is not that great of a movie.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 11:22 AM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 11:28 AM       
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I just want you to know that I have an extensive vocabulary and was able to leave the impression that I was in college for quite some time. Anyone who was on the Philosophy board in my political and philosophical days can vouch for that.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:38 PM       
I for one am completely happy with the fact that OAO's 'philosophical days' are well behind him. the philosophy/politics forum has benefitted greatly in his hormone-induced absence.


And oao shouldn't be banned for being an insufferable bore. At least there's a chance for him to somehow become something else than that. But El Mariachi will never fit in around here. He may be a fucking asshole, but he's neither funny nor interesting about it.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:38 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 02:18 PM       
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I just want you to know that I have an extensive vocabulary and was able to leave the impression that I was in college for quite some time. Anyone who was on the Philosophy board in my political and philosophical days can vouch for that.
Well, you certainly came across as a child with a thesaurus and a list of news stories to copy and paste on the board.

For the record, I have never considered banning OAO, not even during his most asinine moments on the Poli/Philo board. As you all know, I am fully committed to the happiness of our board members, and having him around to tell his stories of social ineptitude makes all us other losers on the board feel a whole lot better about ourselves.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 05:58 PM       
Funny and Interesting eh? Sorry Spengotti, I forgot how captivating you were. I tend to forget about you until the next time you post.

Tell me, do you an Chimp ever have fights about which one of you is the dominant one in the relationship, and do these fights ever turn into wild, passionate sex?
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 06:38 PM       
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 03:46 AM       
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You leeching penis-rat, don't ever steal my tag lines, EVER.

And OAO, i just got a girlfriend today. Want to know how? I told her how i felt. I was driving her home, swallowed really big, let a sigh and said, "You know, i've had a crush on you for awhile now, but i didn't think you liked me." It turned out she felt the same way about me.

Thats all you have to do, tell her how you feel. How are you suppost to get anywhere if the girl doesn't know? Look at it like this, on the one hand the girl says she doesnt like you, you move on to another girl, or you have this girl hook you up. and on the other hand, she does like you and now you can ask her out.



umm... i mean, RAPE HER WITH YOUR LARGE PENIS, RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 04:52 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 11:20 AM       
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Huh?

<insert retaliatory joke about Agriculture students fucking sheep>
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2004, 09:49 PM       
Your best bet is to threaten to kill her. Then call her friend a whore.
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