Hi! I’m Mad Max, you may have remembered me from such threads as “Viva la Revolution Fucktards!” and “Oh the Fucktards I Have Known!”
Are you bored by “regular porn?” Tired of looking at the same old anorexic blondes who can suck a dick like a fuckin’ jackhammer? How the fuck is a guy supposed to get off looking at that shit? Well your prayers are answered my pathetic horny fucktard friends! I-Mockery is now presenting the new Women of I-Mockery Calendar!
Personally I wanted to call it the Fucktardettes of I-Mockery, but I-Mockery told me, that would’ve been ungentlemanly. 
You like stretch marks and droopy baby fat that will never go away? Well check out our very own Miss January: Sadie!
Perhaps you like the “Before” picture. Well check out our own Miss February Glowbelly! Look at that big ol’ belly! Yes you too, can now imagine slamming that fuckin’ fetus’ head in with your one inch member!
Like suicidal depressed chicks? That’s Miss October: Da blob! Ohhh look at her lick that razor blade! Doesn’t that make you just wanna jerk your wacky dick into a fuckin’ frenzy? Seecccckksay!
Maybe you want a chick that’s “Real”. Look no further than Miss May: Terra. Those fuckin’ track marks on her arms and bullet holes in her ass don’t get anymore realer than that!
Like that goddamn fuckin’ Lesbo fuckin’ action? Of course you do, you fuckin’ degenerates! Well we got Miss July and June: Drumming4Buhdda and Lotida to provide that! FUCK YEAH! LICK THAT GODDAMN BOX YOU RUG MUNCHING SLUTS!!
And that’s just a goddamn sample of the fuckin’ whores you’ll get with this calendar! You’ll also get punkgrrrl, MLE, Daphne, and more!
Are you like Sports, Sevenforce, Biscuit, and Witty? Don’t like girls? You fuckin’ fag! Well we here at I-Mockery cater to you heterosexually impaired as well. We couldn’t round up 12 fags, so we just got one big one. And now you too, can pull your fucking pud and fantasize about stickin’ your meat tube into KellyChaos’ fuckin’ ass! Yes, 12 “arousing” pictures of him in various state of fagdom. Enjoy!
Buy our calendar fucktards!
We demand your fuckin’
green!
And remember if it doesn’t say “I-Mockery”
it probably doesn’t suck monkey spunk!
I-Mockery is an appendage of Evil Empire Enterprises, and any attempt to rip us off will be met with two big fuckin’ black guys who will beat your nuts in with a goddamn hammer and rape your ass. Don’t fuck with us, fucktards.
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