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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 05:50 PM        Red Dawn remake!
It's official, Red Dawn is being remade. It will be directed by Dan Bradley and written by Carl Ellsworth.

I'm just wondering who the Wolverines will take on this time. Other than the NorKs and the Chinese there's no real commies left. I suppose you could go with the Ruskies again, but I would'nt have faith in Ellsworth to write a good backplot. Although seeing that Bradley's main experience is as a stunt coordinater, I think the film's at least gonna have a lot of good action sequences.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
Well.... is it supposed to be in modern times? Or will it be in the 80s again? If its modern then it should be the Chinese and the north Koreans. That would be cool. If its back in the 80s they could do Russians all over again no problem.
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Old Apr 5th, 2009, 05:15 AM       
I own the movie, but I have yet to watch it.
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Old Apr 5th, 2009, 11:37 AM       
You have never watched Red Dawn? WTF is wrong with you?
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
I know a guy who couldn't sit through the first half hour stoned. The beginning does drag a bit, but once they start fighting it gets good.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 12:52 AM       
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You have never watched Red Dawn? WTF is wrong with you?
It's still wrapped in the plastic.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 08:45 PM       
If it's a remake, shouldn't have the Russkies? :hurr
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
If it doesn't, they should change the fucking title.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 11:34 PM       
I for one can’t wait to see Al-Qaida paratroopers landing on the big screen.
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 12:56 AM       
If the replaced the Russkies with the Chinese, it would be tolerable. Or maybe a Third World Alliance like in Escape from LA would be interesting. Or better yet the entire SCO vs NATO.
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 11:46 AM       
Millions of sleeper cells spring into action this summer in..... Brown Dawn!
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