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Aaarg · #1

- A lady said "fuck you" and hung up on me.
- A customer threatened to punch the next cashier who asks for a donation in the face.
- An employee asked me if I had any experience with cockrings.
- I made somebody fall on the ground laughing when, in a discussion of a little girl who will surely grow up to be a slut, I said "she'll miss her first period 'cause she'll be preggers." I think he overreacted.
- A customer told me about how much her neighbor looks like a big flaccid penis.
- I was informed that another employee "likes me." She is 28, mentally challenged, and has three kids.
- A cashier found a little baggie of pot that a customer had dropped. Another employee doesn't think I noticed her pocketing it when she pretended to throw it away.

I make 20 bucks an hour for this shit.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #2

Do you work at a porn shop or Aldi's?

Aaarg · #3

Grocery store! So I guess it's like an Aldi's, but the Aldi's here are shitholes. More like the Aldi's in, uh, Canton Ohio!

pac-man · #4

Piggly Wiggly?

Neen · #5

Meijer, I bet.

Aaarg · #6

They have neither Piggly Wigglies or Meijers in Northern Virginia.

It's a Safeway.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #7

hahahaha, I work for an Insurance company and safeway and circle k are always getting robbed and then yelling at me for some reason. Stay safe amigo.

Aaarg · #8

We've never been robbed. I mean, people steal merchandise left and right, it's no big deal. I think we've become the neighborhood spot for free shit.

We put out a display with the new Indiana Jones DVDs, and about five minutes later somebody ran off with ten copies. The store manager ran across the parking lot to get a picture of their license plate.

pac-man · #9

That doesn't even make any sense. No one would want one copy of the new Indiana Jones movie, much less 10.

Aaarg · #10

Yeah but he can take them to Wal Mart and say he doesn't have the receipt and see if they can give him store credit. Well, one copy. Then another copy to Best Buy, another to Target, other grocery stores, and so on.

Or he can sell them to other people.

Esuohlim · #11

Things that happened to me today:
-Ate a sandwich
-Made a list
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WhiteRat · #12

I created 7 additional rows of floor storage space by consolidating several banded pallets of small arms into only a few pallets by stacking the assets vertically instead of horizontally. 8 hours of straight re-warehousing is all the rage.

Asila · #13

How the fuck can you work in a grocery store for 20 an hour? I practically sucked cocks to put up HBC for 10 an hour AND WAS GLAD FOR IT DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Guitar Woman · #14

Today I found out the girl at school I wanted to do dropped out to date some mexican guy

Guitar Woman · #15

god DAMNIT

Asila · #16

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

NOW TAKE YER SKIRT OFF

MetalMilitia · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Today I found out the girl at school I wanted to do dropped out to date some mexican guy

Ohh no way - I'll bet that was totally going to work out for you and everything. Awwww nawww.

glowbelly · #18

seriously dude is lying. no fuckin way in hell he pulls $20 an hour (especially in canton, ohio) unless you add "sucked a cock every hour" to his list.