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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 02:40 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
I never said I was unhappy making 20 bucks an hour. I was implying that it's stupid they pay me so much to do stupid shit like talk to fellow employees about cockrings.

I'm in Northern Virginia, as I've already mentioned in this thread and right under my username it says "Virginia." I brought up Canton, Ohio because one of the times I was visiting I discovered that their Aldi's are actually grocery stores, with meat and produce. Ours sell the bare essentials, the last I checked.

I can show paystubs. I make $20.40 an hour for any time I spend as management. My base wage, for all other times, is currently $11.00.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 04:36 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 04:38 PM       
OMG what a fag name. What does the H. stand for? Homosexual?
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
Humphrey.

The H is actually a very hillbilly name. It just so happens, my girlfriend's dog and I share a name.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM       
NEXT: proof that your girlfriend has a dog, for example: pics of her sucking it's dick.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
That doesn't even make sense.

You're going to be a bitch and accuse me of lying about how much I get paid, I'll show you how much I get paid.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:46 PM       
ok, great!

by the way, you only got 10 hours at that rate. i wouldn't say that is totally making $20/hr. ONLY SORTA KINDA SOMETIMES. probably when the real grocery store bosses want to get together to go see your girlfriend and her dog.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
I can read my pay stub, thank you.

I get paid at the management rate when I am management. The store closes at 10pm, and the daytime manager leaves at 5:30 (generally). From 5:30 until the time I clock out (usually 10:30), I get $20.40 (which I believe is the base wage for assistant managers) an hour. For those hours, I am "totally making $20/hr." I closed two nights last week, rounded off to five hours of management each night.

And yesterday, the one in question, I came in at 2:30, at which point the person in charge for the morning left. Yesterday, I got a full eight hours at "totally $20/hr."

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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:55 PM       
really? i don't believe you! i want you to post your new check as soon as you get it so we can make sure that you are someone we can trust!
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 05:59 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
flagg, this is SERIOUS. i am also requesting that the next time, arrrrrrrrrrrrrg, you let us see your social security number, too. that way chojin can do a proper background check. you never know who is posting what on the internet these days!
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 10:51 PM       
It's all X'd out except the last four digits.

You flat-out called me a liar, so I proved that I wasn't lying.

Be a smart-ass all you want about it.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:00 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:24 PM       
Clean yourself up after you're done eating your brother's ass, damn
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:38 PM       
That would be shadows.

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Old Oct 20th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
I got downgraded to a roller ball mouse today at work from some reason.



edit: Got my laser mouse back.
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