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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 08:04 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 08:32 PM       
cause he used to eat a lot of cheeseburgers

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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM       
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You tried lifting? Lifting weights makes you feel godlike. It's like adding +1s to all your card stats until they're all better than when you first rolled. How did you not like this? What did you do?
I've got these faggot noodle arms and I can barely lift shit

Excuses aside, though, I'm just really really lazy and I just plain don't like doing any physical activity other than walking
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Old Oct 22nd, 2011, 04:59 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2011, 07:45 AM       
Well that muffin top is new to me. I don't think we were given that angle before.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2011, 08:38 AM       
I lost weight from lifting weights for the first time in my life because of the faq at the beginning of this thread. I had no idea they were so good at burning calories, I've always tried to cardio my weight off, but since my tendon injury I've had to turn to alternative means. Thanks thread!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2011, 06:14 PM       
yeah i have a lot of stubborn fat left, it looks weird. i'll probably have to get surgery to remove the loose skin on my stomach. don't get fat, kids; nothing tastes as good as being fit feels.

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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 01:01 PM       
Wooing a personal trainer at the moment, and she makes me do push ups, lunges and burpees to prove that I can go the distance.

I fear this is going to make me leaner than I already am.
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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 01:20 PM       
I have no idea what a burpee is. I thought it was a type of seed.
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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 01:31 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 02:59 PM       
I feel really terrible for that towel.
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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 10:05 PM       
I've just started to get a six pack for the first time in my life, not because of this thread though.

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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 10:24 PM       
Update:

I am back at school. I do Taekwondo two days a week and yoga one day a week. I don't have a scale at my apartment, so idk how much weight i've lost so far. Feels like a lot though! I don't eat as much as I used to and I tend to eat healthier (my indulgence is those club crackers with the keebler elf on them fuck those things are good)

Through yoga I have learned how utterly fucked up our bodies are. Once you actually learn how to use your hips it's amazing how much more natural your body moves

i don't lift weights though cuz I heard it tightens up your muscles and that's not really copacetic with taekwondo
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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 12:12 AM       
I use my hips to tighten up my boner muscle.

For reals started to use an ab lounge.
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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 05:47 AM       
Shit, I heard two of them know karate.
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Old Feb 19th, 2012, 03:23 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2012, 03:24 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2012, 12:26 AM       
Great, now that the spammer post have been deleted it looks like my comment was directed at babs, which it was not.
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Old Feb 24th, 2012, 08:46 PM       
Does how you cook your food make a difference at all? I've caught shit recently for frying my eggs instead of hardboiling them and for never steaming or boiling.

Also I am amazed I've never seen this thread before, it's like a mini-/fit/
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Old Feb 24th, 2012, 08:53 PM       
A friend and I are going to start going to the gym a couple of times a week. Neither of us is fat, but it'd be nice to feel like I'm in good shape again. I used to actually be somewhat strong, and it showed at least a bit, but now I feel significantly weaker. Of course, I don't want to stop smoking so...we'll see how this goes.

Also, I've got the same problem as Chojin, RE: loose skin. I went from obese to normal size in like three months, and that shit has never really gotten re-absorbed. The very bottom of the stomach seems to be the only area, though. I, too, think I'll have to get surgery to get rid of that.
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Does how you cook your food make a difference at all? I've caught shit recently for frying my eggs instead of hardboiling them and for never steaming or boiling.

Also I am amazed I've never seen this thread before, it's like a mini-/fit/
Well, yeah. Steaming is generally a lot healthier than frying. Besides, poached eggs just taste better than fried, I think.
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Old Feb 25th, 2012, 03:03 PM       
I remember all of you when you were fat and I liked you more.
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