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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:30 AM       
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My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?

Ever seen Se7en?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:30 AM       
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that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.
While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
Se7en? That's the movie with the 7 sins and morgan freeman throwing a switch blade, right?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
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While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.
you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
Yeah. Would you let your girlfriend ( if any ) fuck with that dildo?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:36 AM       
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you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.
luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin ce" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:39 AM       
You know what freaks me out, man?

Hobbit sex. Sam and Frodo gettin it on.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:40 AM       
Oh yeah. Though I'm really tired of the whole frodo-sam "lolgay" thing.
It's amusing the first few times, but seriously, Sam was all about Rosie.
Frodo, though? Total cock muncher.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:41 AM       
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luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin le" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.
i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:41 AM       
P.S---- all i have to say about LOTR is Viggo = teh hotness.

*droooooooooooooooooool*
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
man i'd volunter for mod dutys but theres no way in f*ck i can be trusted around loveline

at least i dont think so
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
AND PLUS IM TOTALLY A NEWB
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
Eh. I'd offer my services, but a cry so great would rise up from the masses....
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:45 AM       
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I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?
NOONE can be Viggo but Viggo <3

did ANYONE see Eastern Promises??? oh my word.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:46 AM       
considering that you posess none of the qualities chojin listed and are generally a fucking retard I don't think you making the position would be a problem

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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:46 AM       
No. I didn't.

Eh, I mostly get compared to Beowulf by my ex... ( Not the new one, the live action Beowulf and Grendel. )

Personally, I don't see how Viggo had ANY sex appeal in G.I. Jane or A History of Violence.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:47 AM       
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i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.
Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:47 AM       
Is eastern promises the one with the nude fight scene?
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Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.
and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.
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and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.
Thats so fucking selfish.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:52 AM       
That's understandable.
I think I got really lucky. I've known her since 7th grade (in 10th now) and we were just good friends at first..It..just.you know..Evolved from there.
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Thats so fucking selfish.
apparently i have a sign on my head that says "walk all over me!! i love to take abuse!!"

but no longer.
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