Girls, beauty tips

[Emu]

Kahl is hotter than most of the women here

[MockMeAmadeus]

Yeah Well, I'm off to therapy, 'cause I actually kissed him right on the lips when I saw the pictures the first time. Smogged the LCD screen so much, I'm considering a replacement. Fuck you, Kahl.

[Misdemonar]

haha you love kahl

[MockMeAmadeus]

my love for you is so passé that it has come full-circle and is now ironically hip.





Bitch.

[MisSFiT]

Now that we have given all of these beauty tips I want to see some pics of Ygg as a tranny.

[liquidstatik]

I want to see some pics of you ddead :O!

[kahljorn]

thanks i guess. I think most of the girls I know of on this website are pretty except for that one really fat girl.

[MattJack]

and terra

[MockMeAmadeus]

O shit dude. Terra is going to tear you a new asehole.

[kahljorn]

she might be unattractive because usually when I see a picture of her I always think it's guitar woman.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by MockMeAmadeus

O shit dude. Terra is going to tear you an new asehole.

Terra? bwahahahahaha.

Mock, stick by me and I'll protect you from faggot vets. You'll just have to repay me with oral sex.

IDK Kahl, I'd prolly bend her over before I would Spock Jr. (no offense GW, i'd love to resemble an origianl Star Trek member).

btw, as long as I read this board, I never knew you were a tranny/crossdresser. That's cool dude! Don't you have a g/f though? How does that work exactly? :curious george

[MisSFiT]

His girlfriend is into other girls, but doesn't want to explore the possibilities of having a sexual relationship with a woman due to insecurities within herself. Thus making kahl dress like a woman for her own self gratifying pleasures.


Or she just wants to laugh at him.

[MattJack]

Shut up

[Yggdrasill]

So i'm thinking of going on a diet to become extermely thin, as well as more researching and then trying my first woman look on halloween so I can get honest criticism.

[Chojin]

You can also take hormones to slightly modify your skeletal frame.

Are you trying to look like a girly boy or a girl, though?

[Yggdrasill]

I'm thinking girl, but I may have too much manly features to get it right. When I get thin my adams apple really sticks out. I would wear skirts in high school and it was fun because nobody was prepared for it. Idaho fears fags a lot.

[noob3]

my aunt can give you a nose job if you live around oklahoma, it will be expensive. also, tits.

[FartinMowler]

Idaho fears fags a lot.

Idaho Cowboy #1

Do you want to come into the tent with me?

Idaho Cowboy #2

Is that a potatoe in your pants?

[Yggdrasill]

If you kiss a cowboy he tastes like tabacco and it's gross!

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by MattJack

Shut up

Is that the most intelligent thing you could think of?

[ItalianStereotype]

do NOT take hormones. they WILL fuck you up.

[Chojin]

I was just going to say that we needed the local authority in here on that issue.

[ItalianStereotype]

well kahl hasn't posted in here in almost a week, so you've got my two cents instead!

there are a number of things you can do to alter your appearance without resorting to hormones, which should REALLY be a last resort thing and only taken if you're serious about this.

[ItalianStereotype]

so what's the dealio son? let's see you all girled out.

[Yggdrasill]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

so what's the dealio son? let's see you all girled out.

I know but like I said it will take time and kahljorns pics assured me hair and makeup is a big deal for female illusionists. When I do get a look i'll post it for everyone to see of course.