I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Much like her attempts at cooking.

OH SNAP

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

...walk in on...

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

YES, thus prompting the

[Sethomas]

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

man i didnt know lives were at stake

Yours & mine, buddy.

& sometimes Seth's.

I-Mockery Suicide Club

[Asila]

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

[Chojin]

i'm JACKED IN, man

[Pub Lover]

I just saw seth's sig above something I just posted. I dare not scroll up.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

I sure do.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

[Asila]

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

[Asila]

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

i thought you loved me babeh

That's how people express love in the real world, Kid.

Or at least how I've decided to interpret it.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

If you assume everyone actually means to be saying something nice, then you get to do what you want and act surprised when they leave you.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

That's how I show it

I told you, Missy. Issues.

[Esuohlim]

..

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I told you, Missy. Issues.

And by 'issues' I mean more buckets of crazy than you can count.

That's nicer, right?

[Asila]

[Asila]

It's so nice when we get along

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Like those two things are related.

If you get up in the morning, then you can shut up about being depressed.

[Asila]

We should holiday together

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

I love you.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I love you.

Because I do hate saying 'Fond regard'.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

A friend of mine was interviewed by the FBI recently because she bought items that could be used in the creation of a bomb while wearing a Che Guevara Tee.

We then spent a couple of hours discussing easy ways to avoid being detected again, which I'm sure would amuse her case agent when he reviews the transcripts.