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Supafly345 Supafly345 is offline
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 12:01 PM       
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lol ojas

supposedly if you do that too much it can create clogs so be carefuls :O
When I was on uppers I used to masturbate almost an entire day at times, and clogging would happen from time to time. The worst part is when your urethra is irritated from masturbating, so you feel like you have to pee even worse than your full bladder is telling you, and NOTHING WILL COME OUT.
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 01:25 PM       
Wow. Most people on uppers tha I have known Never much wanted sex or to spank it. Guys anyway. Women a dif story.
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 02:20 AM       
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When I was on uppers I used to masturbate almost an entire day at times, and clogging would happen from time to time. The worst part is when your urethra is irritated from masturbating, so you feel like you have to pee even worse than your full bladder is telling you, and NOTHING WILL COME OUT.
The human urethra can CLOG?!

Jesus, why did that happen?! Was it the uppers or some kind of medical condition?!
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 01:40 PM       
Did you guys ever read "Guts"?

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

It's pretty gross.
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Old Aug 9th, 2009, 01:47 PM       
He's said that every time he's asked to do a book reading, at least one person faints during that story. I just laughed and laughed. 'Cause it's pretty hilarious.
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Old Aug 9th, 2009, 02:24 PM       
I've just read that book. I read guts at the teatable whilst eating pork chops.
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