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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 01:49 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:25 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:27 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:28 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:28 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:30 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:30 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:33 AM       
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Your new. I shall have to direct you to my "Who likes big tits" thread over in loveline. Which, I think needs to be a prerec when people log into this place. Or at least stickied. :sleaze
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 11:33 AM       
I should imagine several of the male members of this forum have already 'stickied' over that thread.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 08:10 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:04 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:20 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:48 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
Dammit, guys, you're supposed to love your body hair. If your nickname is Guerilla, pat yourself on the back.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:16 PM       
And if your unable to find your weenie, shave the hair around there like Blue Oatmeal did. It'll be the bomb.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:29 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 08:57 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
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If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.
He better lose some weight then M I RITE
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 10:19 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 06:43 AM       
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Dammit, guys, you're supposed to love your body hair. If your nickname is Guerilla, pat yourself on the back.
It's gorilla, tubby. I think that's probably the dumbest homophone screw-up I've ever seen. Aren't you the one who used to brag about his intellect constantly?

Also, body hair is a yucky, fuzzy, gross, sweat-collecting obstructor of cleanliness. I used to shave my pubes but I haven't gotten any action in so long that I really don't bother anymore.
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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 08:17 AM       
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If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.
Yeah I think the "fat theory" pretty much explains it that way too.
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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 11:04 AM       
Why don't you fuck Terra, davin? She doesn't care. Also remember to break her face and her keyboard maybe one on the other kthnxbye
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