Wouldn't a real shitstorm be kinda funny? Imagine the headlines after it goes away
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Two people are presumed dead while the Haz-mat crew digs through shit while trying to find an unlucky newlywed couple that supposedly got caught in the storm a few hours ago. The outlook is pretty bleak, experts say by the time they get to them, their skin would have melted off, or die from lack of oxygen.
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