Nick Cage names son Kal-el

[mburbank]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father.

His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available.




I didn't print the whole article, but nowher does it mention that Kal-el is Superman's Kryptonian name.

[James]

He better watch out!






See how useful this is? We need it.

[Mike P]

We can only hope Zod uses his laser beams on Nicholas Cage, then devotes his life to killing Kal-El Cage.

I hope that kid has the invulnerability of Superman. He's going to get his ass kicked at school just about every day.

[ScruU2wice]

naming him Clark woulda been more subtle, but growing up the child of a celebirty usually doesn't leave any room for subtelty..

[Miss Modular]

Somewhere, Zod must be pissed.

[Protoclown]

If that kid were born to just about anyone else, he'd get his ass kicked in school with a name like that. But not when Nick Cage is his daddy.

[Dupes]

I heard about this on Howard Stern this morning. I hear his last name really isn't Cage either, I hear that's his stage name. Apparently Cage is the name of some sort of comic book hero that was the first African American hero apparently. He used this comic book hero's name as his stage name. I don't know if this is true or not, but that's what I heard on Stern. Anyone know anything about this?

[Mike P]

Luke Cage, Hero For Hire was the first truly black hero. There were others before him, but they reportedly all acted like "crackers".

According to the IMDB, Nicholas Cage's real name (secret identity?) is Nicholas Kim Coppola, and he did take the Cage from Luke Cage. He verified this on the Tonight Show. Nick also lives in a fake castle in California.

[ScruU2wice]

Originally Posted by Dupes

I heard about this on Howard Stern this morning. I hear his last name really isn't Cage either, I hear that's his stage name. Apparently Cage is the name of some sort of comic book hero that was the first African American hero apparently. He used this comic book hero's name as his stage name. I don't know if this is true or not, but that's what I heard on Stern. Anyone know anything about this?

I know cage isn't his real name, because his real last names is something ultra italian..

[Sethomas]

Like Coppola?

[Protoclown]

apparently there are books with funny pictures

with african-american heroes in them

[Sethomas]

Like Ebony Magazine?

[AChimp]

The newspaper here pointed out that Kal-el is Superman's real name. I think Nicholas Cage is gay, and I'd beat up his kid.

[kellychaos]

Super Chimp Link

[Sethomas]

GODDAMN FUCKING !!!

[kellychaos]

Your post says "no" but your "click" says "yes". Your welcome, Seth.

[xbxDaniel]

Originally Posted by James

See how useful this is? We need it.

It does seem quite useful. Wait, nobody asked for my opinion. My bad.

[ScruU2wice]

I just can't wait to see what tom cruise names his new kid..

I'm pushing for Joseph..

[kellychaos]

LINKY

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

I just can't wait to see what tom cruise names his new kid..

I'm pushing for Joseph..

That's my name.

Well, my given name. Everybody just calls me Sef. :/

[DrGonzo]

I'm going to name my kid Pronsias Cassidy.

[Jeanette X]

Well, "el" is a Hebrew suffix meaning "of the Lord", so maybe "Kal" means something in Hebrew and its just a coincidence that its also Superman's name.

[kellychaos]

Do you really think that, Jeanette?

[Rosenstern]

Didn't Jason Lee name his boy Pilot Inspektor, or something like that?

[dolarene]

Looks more right the name 'Bird', then his name will be 'Bird Cage' and if he go in homicidal rampage induced by that lame name he must be "Bird Cage The Jailbird"

please, don't shoot me!