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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:52 PM        Blah, grits.
Has anyone tried this mockery of a food? I bought some grits and I tried eat them and it was like eating sand. I even tried putting in cheese and on another occasion, fruit, and it still tasted like shit.

I really wanted to like them, seeing as they're cheap, healthy, and easy to make.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:57 PM       
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FUCK YOU TADAO! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

FUCK THAT CATCHPHRASE! NO ACTUAL SOUTHERNER WOULD REALLY SAY THAT!
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
What are grits Jeanette? I know I could google, but I'm sure you will be more interesting.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
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What are grits Jeanette? I know I could google, but I'm sure you will be more interesting.
A really coarse corn gruel. Its traditionally eaten in the southern United States.

It isn't so much the taste (its quite bland) as it is the texture. I should've known that a food called grits would turn out to be...well...gritty.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
I think the best way of eating it is to make it into a mushy porridge and add sugar, cocoa or cinnamon, or some flavors. This comming from a grit lover ^.^
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
I am positive that it is exactly what a southerner would say.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
El Gritos es muy bien!

(am I southern enough?) ^.^;;
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
The court room scene in My Cousin Vinny makes me think you didn't cook them right Jeanette.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:23 AM       

BLAH, GRITS, BLAHHHH
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:24 AM       
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The court room scene in My Cousin Vinny makes me think you didn't cook them right Jeanette.
THERE IS NO PROPER WAY TO COOK SAND!
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:27 AM       
I might have to try it one day.

http://video.about.com/southernfood/Southern-Grits.htm
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:28 AM       
1/4 cup of bacon fat! That's the secret righ there.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:31 AM       
dont forget, you source the bacon fat from the chitterlins you cooked beforehand
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 04:58 AM       
It took me several business trips to SC before I finally developed a taste for grits. You can't help it, they come with EVERYTHING. I now eat them whenever I travel "down south". My wife thinks I'm nuts, but that's nothing new.

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Ah. Chit'lin's. Now that's some disgusting-ass so-called food.

Right up there with headcheese.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 06:58 AM       
grits aren't bad with butter and honey.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 07:02 AM       
Our local breakfast bars always serve them, and they must over-steam them because they've lost all grittiness. They're more like cream-of-wheat around here.

I've had them a couple of times with maple syrup. They're okay.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 08:53 AM       
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I am positive that it is exactly what a southerner would say.
Mmm, maybe. Depending on where you are in the South, the stereotypes vary wildly. Here in Texas, while we've got our share of yokels, there are a lot less stereotypically inbred fools with dumb sayings.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 09:55 AM       
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Our local breakfast bars always serve them, and they must over-steam them because they've lost all grittiness. They're more like cream-of-wheat around here.

I've had them a couple of times with maple syrup. They're okay.
I actually like cream of wheat, so that sounds palatable.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 12:58 PM       
Do you have a Big Boy restaurant near you? Because they're always on the breakfast bar here.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:11 PM       
you're probably cooking them wrong if they're like sand. add Montreal Seasoning and cheese....delicious.


edit: of course grits are gritty...duh...
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