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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:34 PM        Everything Post 90's SUCKS*
*( sans video games and narcotics)

Ok let me start by stating that i was born on May 5, 1981 AKA THE GOLDEN DECADE OF ENTERTAINMENT. You all know what im talking about: G.I. Joe, Transformers, Voltron, NES, all that good shit. Now I admit the fasion was a little odd being that it consisted of Leather jackets with no shirts, and mullet mullet mullet, but who fucking cares about fasion??? Plez ekuze gramor and punctuwation.

Lets talk about the 90's (from what i can recollect)
90's was a great fucking year for Metal. Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Metallica (yes metallica), Megadeth, and whatnot. Good ass movie sequels, still nothing stupid brewing save the uprising of the dreaded MTV. All i really remember from the 90's is smoking alot of pot.

Now... post 90's... post apocolyptic.

Maybe my sources arent reliable, maybe im just an asshole.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE WORLD. I HATE FUCKING Y2K. lets look and see:

1. New movies. The last good movie I saw in the theater was The Matrix. It blew my mind, couldnt wait for the 2nd. unbeknownst to me IT FUCKING SUCKED. You cant hide behind special effects IF YOUR STORY SUCKS SHIT. The first 75% of the movie was utter shit and if you dont agree, you probably like...
NEW STARWARS. I hate new star wars. HATE IT. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I hate the love storys, i hate how c3po is programmed for homo-ecstacy. I hate how ALL THESE FUCKING CHROME SPACESHIPS DIDNT FUCKING EXIST IN THE ORIGINAL. I HATE R2-D2'S FUCKING ROCKET BOOSTERS THAT HE MAGICALLY NOW HAS.
I hate ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND PRINCESS AMADOOLIOA WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS. I also love how WHEN DARTH VADER SLAUGHTERED ALL THE JEDI HE KILLED THE 100,000 RACES IN EPISODES 1&2 THAT WERENT IN 4, 5 ,6. And I HATE JAR JAR COCKSUCKER. euff of this shit.
I just saw a thing on some shit news page how CHARLIES ANGELS 2 IS 74% MORE ANTICIPATED THAN TERMINATOR 3. f-u-c-k t-h-a-t. This is what fuelled me to write this.
I hate all celebrities and even more i hate non-celebrities who obess them sevles with celebrtites.

2. TV.

I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV

FUCK ALL THAT SHIT.

3. New music. I use to love slayer, NOW THEY SUCK TOM ARAYA SINGS LIKE HES TAKING A PERPETUAL SHIT.
I love all this mettalica bullshit "oh their new album is gonna be heavy" "oh there new cd is gonna be old school"
THEY SAID THAT FOR THE LAST 2 FUCKING ALBUMS FUCK METALLICA. FUCK THAT ASSHOLE LARS UNLRICH FUCK THAT FAG KIRK HAMMET AND HIS FUCKING BERRET. I hate fucking MTV. I HATE EVERY POP DIVA THOSE FUCKING AIDS WHORES. even jewel (who i dont like anyway) Is now posing as a diva whore. I hope they all get raped.
I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore.

4. Cartoons and toys
Now i dont collect action figures or watch cartoons anymore, MAYBE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ALL SUCKS. fuck pokeman, fuck digiman, fuck all that jap shit. GIVE ME BACK MY SPARTICUS AND THE SUN BENEATH THE SEA.

im so fucking pissed off i cant think of anything else to write.
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:36 PM       
Wow. I bet everyone is going to read your whole post. You are sure to be the most popular guy on these boards real soon
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
ah yes this is exactly the feedback i wanted: let me try this

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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:43 PM       
This rebelious attitude is astounding! I cannot believe we are of the same generation!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:47 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:51 PM       
I demand Mockery post this incredible rant on the website NOW!!

In fact he should replace all the old writers for the website! Protoclown and Max could easily be replaced by this Mark fellow. I think we could also fullfill Dr. Boogie's position with quality articles about video games. And no guys I am not being sarcastic, I know when I see quality!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
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90's was a great fucking year for Metal.
So I aged from 8 to 18 in a matter of one year! Whoa!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
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I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore.
What does that have to do with music?
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
It has alot to deal with music! Atleast, when you're like Mark here, and MTV is your prime source of said subject!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Dont be ridiculous. Mark fucking hates MTV!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
No, he didn't include it in his rant! He loves MTV! He hates the Osbournes! And blackies!
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:28 PM       
I think I am in love with this Mark fellow. I hope he doesn't mind that I'm black and love MTV
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Mark, Wht Do yU THInk aBut BUTtSX ? IsN'T IT fUcKIng GAy??
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
OMG AND WTF IS IT WITH SARS?

GIVE ME GOOD OL' 80s BRAND AIDS ANY DAY.
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 09:53 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 10:03 AM       
"I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore. "

-Funnily enough, the white race are still around, still declaring war, still unable to dance, and still mostly obese, ignorant willocks who wouldn't know reality if it gave them 'the mother of all bully rammings', you big twatlord.
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
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This got no where near as much feedback as my popular "Everyone who listens to this band is a faggot" at the message board of www.Divinitydestroyed.com

You people make me sick. :P
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