Indecent Proposal

[kellychaos]

Dear Mr. Chojin,

I would like you to shave off all your body hair except for a pink, highly gelled sprout of hair protuding from the crown region of your scalp. I would then like to dress you in an extra tight pair of blue, plaid, daisy-due shorts and neon pink sandles. I may also have to add a pink leather harness to the ensemble but would have you wear it only around areas of heavy automobile traffic and people you don't know. For my part, I will carry around a man-purse filled with high protein Chojin snacks and a plastic sippy cup emblazened with your theme of choice. If all goes well with the program, I expect to be on Letterman's stupid human tricks inside of three months or so ... perhaps a joint DDR venture betwixt the two of us. Am I being too forward?

Awaiting your response,


Kellychaos XXX OOO

[TBMonkey]

daisy-due? Ya mean Daisy Dukes?

[ArrowX]

I have just lost all respect for Chojin and Kellychaos

[DamnthatDavid]

It's ELVIS!

[Esuohlim]

What kind of fuck had respect for kellychaos in the first place?

[Anonymous]

Curse you, kellychaos, for dropping my name in one of your asinine threads, and causing a young special needs Canadian to lose faith in me. Curse you to fuck.

[mburbank]

this is a good thread

[ArrowX]

tis isn't it?

[Comrade Rocket]

shaddup faggot

[kellychaos]

Oh, one more thing. Although the whole affair sounded like a pet and owner relationship, I assure you that it isn't. No petting will be allowed if you do not wish it. If encouraged by you, then I will concede to it on the grounds that you set limits. I don't want the petting to interfere with your training.