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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:23 PM        The Condom Hillbillies
Well, someones gotta tell a joke.

Once upon a time in a land far away (Georgia, a few years ago) 2 hillbillies were lying around doing nothing. Then a "beautiful" woman came to them saying she needed a place to stay. She was damn sexy by their standards so they let her in. That night one hillbilly came in and said "Wanna do what the animals do at night?" She said "Okay, but you have to wear a condom." He agreed and they made love. The second hillbilly came in and said "Wanna fuck?" She said he had to wear a condom and he went along and they fucked. The next day the woman left.
Nine months later the hillbillies were again doing nothing and one said "Do you think we got that one woman pregnant?" The other said "I don't reckon." The first said "Well then lets take these damn things off!"
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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