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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 06:03 PM        ITT we creep out Omegle pervs :)
Simple. (Im sure this will be viewed as lame and meme'y but who cares, it's fun)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey lol
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/ca u?
Stranger: 20 m aus
You: lol wow thats far
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not from aus
Stranger: m a little closer
Stranger: india
You: oh cool wut do you like to do?
Stranger: hang out wid frends
Stranger: play soccer
Stranger: u?
You: i play soccer at my school! i do the same, friends n hang out lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aah
Stranger: wat postion do u play?
Stranger: ?
You: usually midfielder hang on rreal quick
Stranger:
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i defend well
Stranger: but they use me as an atacking midfiealder
You: ok bak! lol cool!
Stranger:
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty or shud i continue clean
Stranger:
You: hah! dirty is cool
Stranger: aah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so you start
You: wel.... maybe i could sneak in your window at night? lol
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and suddenly u find me in my shorts
Stranger: nthn else
You: lol I was about to say in my soccer shorts lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ooh dat wud be sexy too
You: but yeah then I woudl come over to you asleep and maybe run my hands up and down ur legs?
Stranger: and i wud pull u up wid ur arm
Stranger: and grab ur boob
You: ooh but wait
You: then when I was tryin to sneak up on you...
You: i'd see you woke up and saw me
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i woke up and saw u
You: yeah would you be hard?
Stranger: i am a little shocked
Stranger: but lucky
Stranger: i am getting hard
Stranger: i can see ur slight cleavage
Stranger: i move towards u
You: then I put my hand over your mouth...
You: and I push you back down aggressively
Stranger: i just lay down
Stranger: giving u control
You: thats right
Stranger: just my arms rubbing ur pussy sometimes
You: Then i'd take out my 9 inch Jungle Waster combat knife and slide it into your chest
Stranger: aaaaah
You: You freeze from the shock while I slowly pry open your chest.
You: Then i'd reach in to whatever I could find throbbing the hardest and tell you "Shhh..."
You: "Soon we'll be together forever" and i'll smile at you
You: and kiss you until your eyes close
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: now i am turned on
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i grab hold of u
Stranger: as hard as i cud
Stranger: roll u down
Stranger: below me
Stranger: start kissing u madly
Stranger: pressing ur breast as hard as i can
You: But dude your chest is like wide open and your guts are hanging out and shit.
Stranger: who cares
Stranger: this is scary movie
Stranger: ehhehahaha
You: wat
You:

IT DIDN'T WORK
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 08:30 PM       
This stuff is how I first found I-Mockery.

http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/pervert-log.php
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Old Jul 21st, 2011, 09:29 PM       
I used to do that thing on a chat program (can't remember which) where I'd put my profile as a hot young woman and had a chat filter that would change He into She, dick into vagina, tits into nipples, and it would automatically type to one dude what the other dude said to me but with my chat revisions. It was excellent. It'd ultimately slip up and they'd end up talking about long vaginas or something and then freak out, but it was funny as shit.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 06:22 AM       
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It'd ultimately slip up and they'd end up talking about long vaginas or something and then freak out, but it was funny as shit.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 11:10 AM       
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Originally Posted by ThrashO View Post
Simple. (Im sure this will be viewed as lame and meme'y but who cares, it's fun)

You: Then i'd reach in to whatever I could find throbbing the hardest and tell you "Shhh..."
You: "Soon we'll be together forever" and i'll smile at you
You: and kiss you until your eyes close
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: now i am turned on
Stranger: :D



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