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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 08:22 PM        ATTENTION: I-Mockery is hiring! Developer/Admin Position
I-Mockery is looking to hire a site Developer/Admin to help us complete our big site redesign project and then potentially work with us on an ongoing basis after that. Here's a breakdown of the position:

Duties the job may require you to do

+ Systems backup
+ Creating the Framework and Writing the Server-Side code for web-pages.
+ Edit vBulletin templates, PHP source and html for existing pages.
+ Administering site, database and vBulletin software.
+ Website/Server optimization and performance tuning.

Requirements / Skills

+ Thorough working knowledge of HTML, CSS, PHP, mySQL
+ Willingness to learn
+ Must have experience working with production systems and understand the need for backups, source control, systems priveleges.
+ experience with template systems and server-side programming
+ vBulletin/bulletin board software administration/coding experience a big plus.
+ Just about any type of site admin work would be useful.
+ Be able to dedicate at least 10 hours per week to this project until the site redesign is completed.

Compensation

You will be paid for your work on this project and we can work out the financial details if you are hired for the job. We can also discuss free advertising on I-Mockery for your own sites/projects in exchange for the work if you're interested in something like that.

Applying

If you are interested in applying for this position, please send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com with the subject "I-Mockery Developer/Admin Position" and include the following:

-A copy of your resume
-At least two (2) URLs of web sites/projects that you have worked on which involve some of the skills mentioned above.
-How much time you would be able to dedicate to this project each week
-Perhaps some words about why this project interests you.

Thanks in advance to all who apply, even if you don't get picked, I really appreciate your willingness to help this site grow into its full potential.

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//restart -RoG- mode

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Old Apr 26th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
Advertising Admin abilities up for grabs in an i-mockery forum is like advertising a bleeding wound while swimming with sharks.
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 01:05 AM       
I hope we find a new programmer soon, because Roger has a lot of really great improvements to the site in the works, guys. It should be MUCH easier to navigate and find old material, and the potential for feedback and discussion of pieces new and old will be much greater than it is now.
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 04:06 PM       
Well, good luck on the search then.
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 06:53 PM       
that's good cause I love to search for old stuff but have a hard time finding it.
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Old Apr 29th, 2007, 06:26 PM       
Sounds cool










But I know only basic HTML
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Old Apr 29th, 2007, 09:05 PM       
I don't believe there is a job I wish I could do more.

Aside from assassin.
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Old May 2nd, 2007, 04:32 PM        not i
haha i suppose 1 class in Dreamweaver isn't enough xp?
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Old May 5th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
Hello fellas,

I'm interested with the job and I think I can be a big help.
Here's my online detailed resume for you to see my
capabilities.

http://bnetwebsolutions.com/mark/resume.html

If interested, just pm me and I will respond in a more detailed manner.

Looking forward to have a work from this cool site.

Regards
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Old May 11th, 2007, 03:57 AM       
I've done website design, graphic design, etc. for about 10 years now.

I know how to setup stuff, though not actual coding, of php and databases of sql.

I know flash, html, illustrator, photoshop, among other things.

would love to help if you would like.. thanx
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Old May 11th, 2007, 07:14 PM       
Man, i didn't think this thread would actually work or something :<
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