Communist propaganda at its finest

[Evil Robot]

Taken from the KCNA website (Korean Central News Agency), a TV station run by the DPRK.
I read this every day to keep a running list of foriegners who frequent the country, but this is by far the biggest wad of bullshit yet, and amazingly ridiculous.


Spirit of Defending Leader with Very Life Displayed in Flood-hit Areas

Pyongyang, September 7 (KCNA) -- The recent unprecedented heavy rains triggered off flood and landslide in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, causing heavy human and material losses.
But the flood-victims directed attention to protecting the portraits of President Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il than their families.
The torrential rains on August 9 submerged the township area of Hoeyang County. Over a thousand families there were evacuated to safety places. They came there, carrying not their properties but the portraits of the President and the leader.
Students of Koksan County School for Agricultural Skilled Workers and people in the county defended the picture of smiling President from the downpour.
Ri Chun Hwa, a worker of the Changdo County Clothing Factory, brought over 1,500 books carrying the images of the great men of Mt. Paektu, from the County Publication Circulation Office to a safe place through torrents of water at the risk of her life.
Many people including People's Security officer Choe Myong Gil in Ichon County and teacher of Ichon Middle School No. 1 Hwang Myong Ok rushed in public buildings and dwelling houses without hesitation to save portraits, realizing that they would soon crumble.
Among such people are peasant of the Jongdong Co-op Farm in Phyonggang County Cha Hyang Mi who handed over portraits to rescuers and went to the bottom of the torrent water, peasant of the same farm Pak Jong Ryol who lost his wife and child by landslide but saved the portraits and worker of the Ichon Foodstuff Factory Kang Hyong Gwon who firmly took portraits in his hands in flood though his five-year-old daughter slipped down from his back.
After the flood, corpses were dug out of the silt. Found out in their bosom were portraits wrapped with vinyl sheets to prevent them from being spoiled by water.
It is the just outlook on life of the Korean people to enjoy their existence, dignity and happiness in the effort for defending the leader at the cost of their lives.

[Evil Robot]

Oh yeah, don't ask me why I keep the list, thank you.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I still don't think a lion would ever fuck a giraffe.

[Evil Robot]

Well they do or this photgraph would not exist.

[DeadKennedys]

Did you know that giraffes fight by swinging their heads at each other like flails? True story.

Also, Koreans are brainwashed. Cults of personality are weeeeird