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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 09:42 PM        I need stripper music
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Post some strip club type song titles for me to check out.
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
whatever you are up to I hope you will share a webcam recording with all of us
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
Uhh...I'm in love with a stripper?
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
That song about how shorty got low low low low low low low.
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 11:46 PM       
LOLLIPOP BY LIL WAYNE

FREEBIRD/SIMPLE MAN BY SKYNARD
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
If your man's name is Charles, I'd suggest the theme from Charles In Charge
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 12:02 AM       
Look up "Lords of Acid" on Youtube.

Also:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FY_9E3EXwN4
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 12:36 AM       
ooh la la by goldfrapp, hot blooded by foreigner
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 01:27 AM       
I've got some Lords of Acid
I like the suggestions so far!

Stripper songs are often good work out music, so nothing too exciting there.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
Project Pat - Ooh Nuthin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Bj1J6RY9E

Ring around the rosie, pocket fulla posie
Mind full of numbers make these bitches wonder
Let's go smoke an ounce up, maybe tear da house up
Gripp on her ass cause this lads got a big butt
She can make ya touch ground, she can make ya bounce round
She could pack it up make a killin in another town
Shake junt staring, I don't mean no harmin
Call me Mr. Whipple cause I wanna squeeze the Charmin
Rubbbin on her back as I suck on her NIPPLE!
Mane dis gal stacked but cheeks like a HIPPO!
Jimmy crack corn Im gon bust on her LIPPO!
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCx3qzMcFl0
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:26 AM       
WARRANT - CHERRY PIE
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:34 AM       
Project Pat is a genius.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:53 AM       
Already hit the booty hole for an hour

2 LIVE CREW - POP THAT COOCHIE
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 03:01 AM       
probably anything 2 Live Crew
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 03:54 AM       
Rico Suave?
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 01:33 PM       
"Filthy/Gorgeous" by Scissor Sisters. Back when I wanted to be a stripper, that's the song I thought about.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 02:59 PM       
ARMY OF ME BJORK
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 05:55 PM       
Right said Fred
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
Try Ted Nugent's Stranglehold (that breakdown's way too strip-friendly).

I'd say Steve Vai's For the Love of God, but this one's better for the actual fuck than for the strip.

EDIT: Just happened to remember Madonna's Justify My Love. But meh, that's pretty redundant ('cause, as some of you might remember, this song's video was banned because of its "way too" pornographic content).
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
Steve Vai?
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Now.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 03:24 PM       
oh bebe anytime u wan dance 4 me u jus lemme no
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 10:25 PM       
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oh bebe anytime u wan dance 4 me u jus lemme no
You're not good at the perv thing, you're too nice.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 12:27 AM       
You need every song by Captain Jack, but especially this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVmn...eature=related.



Somewhat related, there's this strip club near the airport where I saw this girl strip to Duran Duran's hungry like the wolf and it was one of the hottest things I've ever seen. Next time I went there she came out to ace of spades.
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