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Old May 28th, 2009, 11:28 AM       
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Hahaha I just got an email saying they are gonna publish my zombie walk.
Congratulations T. I learned something new today. Never mind if it's inappropriate, rude, or downright nasty.

(That was a compliment.)
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Old May 28th, 2009, 11:35 AM       
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urban dictionary did not assist me.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=zombie%20walk

definition #4

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Old May 28th, 2009, 12:50 PM       
Nice. Voted.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM       
You better vote it up Shrub, I made it just for you.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 12:58 PM       
Man, I appear to be late.

Oops.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:09 PM       
That's ok, when I get done with you you won't be able to go very far.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:14 PM       
S******.


But once I've recovered, its my turn.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:15 PM       
WHAT! Why the hell is that beeped?
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
can't say nigg er.

I already told you, that strap on is not going up my ass.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Then up your nose it is!
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:42 PM       
I shall have to stretch out my septum hole then.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:48 PM       
But blood makes a great lubricant!
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:51 PM       
Deal, but the dildo has to be Japanese size.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:54 PM       
Ok. Wouldn't want to kill you. That would ruin the rest of the manouver.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 01:58 PM       
I'm gonna practice on hookers so that I can turn you into the perfect zombie.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:01 PM       
Can I donate to the Tadao's Zombie fundraiser instead?
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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:02 PM       
Should I dress up first, or you gonna tear my clothes for me?

Silly question.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:07 PM       
No no, foreplay is everything. The tearing of clothes, the bloody scratches, the carefully placed bruises. Just makes sure you stay out of the sun.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:55 PM       
Eeeggghh. Thanks for proving that you & I were never meant to be, Tadao.

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Old May 28th, 2009, 02:57 PM       
Hehe, one self loathing day you'll want it. Thank god for you it goes away after a day.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 03:42 PM       
I'm fairly certain that in my state a donkey punch would be pretty lethal, so I'm gonna have to pass.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
If youre already dizzy than I won't have to punch you in the back of the head.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 06:09 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2009, 06:40 PM       
Well done, Rankeri.
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Old May 28th, 2009, 06:45 PM       
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