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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 03:41 PM        Better to have loved and lost
So, I amember, there was this one time? And there was this girl, okay? And I liked her and I thought she liked me but I didn't know if I LIKED her or just wanted to make out with her, and no way did I think she liked me as anything more than a friend. And there was this other girl and we were unofficially going out and makeing out sometimes when we could if no one else was around, or if the other people around were also making out like at a make out party or something, or if it got real dark. And then one night, the first girl is all "What if I LIKED you?" on AIM and we had cyber sort of in that I was masturbating I have no idea if she was or not. Anyways she is immature and says she might like me that way but would never act on it because it would 'ruin our friendship'. So the other girl (GF) is really hung up on me because I told her I have a big dick (true) and one time she said she felt like she might be tending toward a sexual feeling toward me when we were at lunch, but she might also have been coming down with the flu which she got the next day and when I go away to early college admission for smart people it will break her heart and she'll never love anyone else. I guess I spoiled her with the way I make out, but I feel even worse about how I thought about making out with that other girl.

Of course, now I'm married and have children but all of that stuff I was talking about feels just as earth shaking now as it did then, which is ironic, because I was training to be superficial.
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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 05:14 PM       
I'm going to tape this to my refrigerator.

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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 05:55 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 10:51 AM       
I just realized I am! I'm the presumptive Valedictorian of my class and yet I work out a lot and am so handsome my own mother said I should be a model this one time when I said I thought I should be a model. I can drink a beer and shoot the shit about flat taxes with real honest working folks and then go to a meeting of the philatily club, and not to brag, but I'm the only one of the team with no blisters! And then I'm am IMing one girl about the possability of maybe making out at some future point and also almost making my GF have an orgasm in REAL LIFE!

And the ironic thing? I was training to giv her a hickey!

So much has changed for me since I started writing this post, you , the reader, now remind me of the me who started this post. It makes me kind of like you but kind of feel sorry for you too in a nostaligic, superior way.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 01:37 PM       
I'll admit it, this thread did make me LOL.

To answer your question about the bases, max, if I'm correct in recalling that 3rd base is oral, we've made it to 2nd. Or 2.5.

We would be going to 3rd, but circumstances haven't been the best for that.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 01:56 PM       
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I'll admit it, this thread did make me LOL.
Wow, did you catch that Max?? I always knew you'd be destined for great things if you just worked at it.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 03:39 PM       
I'll say! Know what, though? Do you think my GF would be mad or just depressed if she found out I write on message boards about the things we do that almost but then don't make her have a near orgasm?
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 04:41 PM       
The OAO in blue-collar imagery is priceless. I picture him belching and playing a mean game of pool while thinking about slapping his GF on the ass (too much?) as she sluttily saunters off to the little cowgirls room.
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 09:58 PM       
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To answer your question about the bases, max, if I'm correct in recalling that 3rd base is oral, we've made it to 2nd. Or 2.5.
3rd base is a handshake. 1st base is eye contact, and 2nd base is saying "Hi"
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Old Jul 20th, 2005, 10:09 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 01:40 AM       
Notice the edit. After burbank made his post, I removed the details.

My only intention was of showing burbank in the first place, but I'm cool to to PM him.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 11:32 AM       
Showing me what?
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 12:07 PM       
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The details of what Heather and I have done.
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 12:46 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 02:21 PM       
I request that you remove that quote
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Old Jul 21st, 2005, 04:33 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 08:49 PM       
Oh. I see. Well, that's really great. I'm happy for you both, it seems like you have a great thing going on.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 02:26 PM       
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