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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 01:29 PM        I dont understand advertising and Google.
So I was searching for "yorktown heights dead" since a guy in my town was just found dead in his car, when I got this as a result
http://www.weitzlux.com/inforegardin...NY_975334.html

It contains quotes like:
"Did you search for info regarding dead cats in Yorktown Heights, NY as a response to symptoms of mesothelioma?"

"You need to find Dead Cats in Yorktown Heights, NY. Do you need a lawfirm?"
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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
Ah, I've been looking for a way to get my dead cats proper legal representation.
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Old Jun 15th, 2008, 07:43 PM       
so didya find the article about the dead guy?
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Old Jun 19th, 2008, 03:55 AM       
why the obssesion with dead cats?
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Old Jun 21st, 2008, 10:31 PM       
Obviously, Google has been mistreating Dead Cats, and the cats died of mesothelioma. Also, Google helpfully showed that not only the man has died, but his cats have also.

PPS: How the hell does a CAT catch mesothelioma? It's an exclusively human disease
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:35 AM       
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"You need to find Dead Cats in Yorktown Heights, NY. Do you need a lawfirm?"
What use could you get with a bunch of dead cats? ....nevermind

This is hilarious I literally laughed out loud.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 08:24 PM       
I'm not going near anyone that has a cat now, thanks.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 01:00 PM       
i lik on the sidebars where it says things lik,

"Looking for Dead Cats? Find Dead Cats on ebay."
"We have a wide selection of Dead Cats at Overstock.com"
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