A poem for you guys

[CrazyBlackDude]

Look at me, my name is Jack
I have a huge wang as if I were black
I'm a pseudo-intellectual semi-jock jerk
But with a touch of my hairy chest
Any relationship can work. ;-)

[CrazyBlackDude]

Anarchy! Anarchy!
Crush the State and set yourself free!
So says Jack with a nod of his head
A shake of his hips and a dance on his bed

But bash in his face with a baseball bat
And stomp on his neck with a ruthless attack
Shout "How ya likin that anarchy now?"
Jack can't answer after that brutal ka-pow

[The One and Only...]

Hi guys.



I'm Paul.



I'm feeling rather sad today.



I guess I'll just have to go do some good ol' masturbation with my guitar.



Later niggas.

[CrazyBlackDude]

Holy fuck I'm sexy.

[CrazyBlackDude]

I wish I had a picture of you doing your ex-girlfriend while on her period in the woods, though.

[The One and Only...]

Yeah, it would have owned just about every other picture in existence.

I kinda miss her booty...

[CrazyBlackDude]

My name is Jack. I am a political anarchist. I like to impress people with my knowledge on silly shit no one cares about. And my undefined biceps.



I'm also feeling rather sad.



I'll go have sex with my gay man-lover.



Oh, and if there's any cute guys here, holla back! http://www.myspace.com/oao3405

[The One and Only...]

There's no definition in that pic because of the shade, and you know it.

Admit it, you're just jealous of my coach 'cause he gets to see me in my skin-tight workout shirts.

[Ushnor]

Hmmm... I know a good poem.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan,
Who ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket?
Nan-took-it.

[CrazyBlackDude]

Originally Posted by Ushnor

Hmmm... I know a good poem.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan,
Who ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket?
Nan-took-it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If his ear were a cooch he would fuck it

[Rez]

Of course I remember you, how could I forget? We had so much fun in Geometry, lol! You look great!

[glowbelly]

i think it's cute how while giving us that little limireck gem the new big-nosed boy used "cooch" instead of "cunt."

[CrazyBlackDude]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i think it's cute how while giving us that little limireck gem the new big-nosed boy used "cooch" instead of "cunt."

:/ I thought that's how it went. I'm not scared of cunt.

[Mr. Fugo]

Kill them with no mercy

The Cunts that izzz

[CrazyBlackDude]

Originally Posted by Mr. Fugo

Kill them with no mercy

The Cunts that izzz

Tear them up!!!

[Lotida]

So Paul, are you and Jack best friends? You certainly have a lot of pictures of each other.

[CrazyBlackDude]

Originally Posted by Lotida

So Paul, are you and Jack best friends? You certainly have a lot of pictures of each other.

We stole them from each other's Myspace accounts. But yeah, we're good friends. Would you like to be my friend, cutie?

[Dole]

someone kill it

[Emu]

you look like a young version of me

stop it

[CrazyBlackDude]

Originally Posted by Emu

you look like a young version of me

stop it

I'm sorry you're so good looking...