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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 01:54 AM        Ingrown hairs
I fucking hate getting these on my dick
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 09:34 AM       
Fortunately for me, I haven't had them there. I get 'em all over my legs.
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 11:06 AM       
you really shouldn't have hair on your penis

i love pulling them out of my legs.
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 01:12 PM       
WASH YOURSELF
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 01:38 PM       
I am a hairy man. I don't get them all over, and I wash my dick a lot. It's just that every now and then I get a straggler that tries to come up through the bottom of the shaft.
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 01:40 PM       
You might have jock itch, or you have rediculously sensetive skin.
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 03:29 PM       
maybe it's god's way of punishing you for piercing it. :O
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 03:49 PM       
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I am a hairy man. I don't get them all over, and I wash my dick a lot. It's just that every now and then I get a straggler that tries to come up through the bottom of the shaft.
If you keep your shit nicely trimmed it helps to prevent that from happening. And no it's not gay to keep your pubes hygenic, as long as you don't shave them completely off.
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Old Oct 20th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
Maybe the hairs are just trying to burrow in and create a protective mesh, like in safety glass.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 05:33 AM       
I get them in my armpit. I had a great one the other night, I pulled it out and the sucker was about 2 inches long! By the way if you
gently exfoliate your penis before you shave it helps reduce the chances of ingrown hairs.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:38 PM       
Gently exfoliate your penis

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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:04 PM       
How do I know if I have an ingrown hair?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 11:25 PM       
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How do I know if I have an ingrown hair?
It looks like a big pimple and is really sore. Sometimes you can see the hair inside the pimple, other times you have to pop it and pull the hair out with a needle or something.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 03:36 PM       
Oh shit, I guess I have a bunch of these, I thought it was because I used an old razor.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 06:12 PM       
It's my dick. I'll wash it as fast as I want to.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
I had an ingrown hair on my chin a few years ago. It hurt like hell and I used tweezers to pull it out. It was like an inch long and my chin dripped puss and blood for a few minutes.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 11:17 PM       
I have a Sebaceous cyst, so claims the internet, which is a result of a ingrown hair. It don't bother me none, except it feels like a ball bearing is stuck under my skin when I touch it.
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 02:01 PM       
i thought that said I have a Seabisquit Cyst.
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Old Oct 31st, 2006, 02:21 AM       
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I have a Sebaceous cyst, so claims the internet, which is a result of a ingrown hair. It don't bother me none, except it feels like a ball bearing is stuck under my skin when I touch it.
Yeah, I think I have one of those too. It's kind of a pain in the ass whenever I notice it because I wanna do something about it but that's pretty much not gonna happen
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Old Oct 31st, 2006, 03:19 AM       
Uhm, topical cream.
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Old Oct 31st, 2006, 12:26 PM       
I'm cheap and lazy enough that I'd rather just leave it than go find and buy some of that. I can't see it and I only ever get annoyed when I feel it so it's no big deal.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 07:26 PM       
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I had an ingrown hair on my chin a few years ago. It hurt like hell and I used tweezers to pull it out. It was like an inch long and my chin dripped puss and blood for a few minutes.
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