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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:53 AM        David Copperfield
I was gone all day yesterday because i had to drive 4 hours to see david copperfield. It was pretty good all togather i spent most of the show trying to figure out how he did his tricks, wich wasnt so hard all togather. And yes he did impregnate a lady live on stage witch was mostly he asked the lady to sit in a chair (the show was about 80% jokes) then he put his hands on her shoulders and "impregnated her" and then they did an obvious fake ultrasound and it showed the baby on a large screen and he asked the lady to pick a card and the baby held up the card. If anyones wondering it wasent one of those big shows where the audience is all around him, it was about 2 and a half hours long and i was in the third row.

anyone else seen him?
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 01:25 PM       
Yep I went to see him with my wife and kids...in a big theater downtown. It was fun, but I wouldn't go see him again :/
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 01:26 PM       
i got the tickets for christmas, it was ok.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 01:29 PM       
Did he ask you to go back stage and look in the box?
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 01:30 PM       
no, u? unless ur being sarcastic. but i was at the end of the ailse and if i stuck my hand out i could of grabbed him.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:26 PM       
If I'm going to pay real money to see "magic" I expect to see them raising the dead and curing people of cancer and sending fireballs to rain down on Afganistan. If i was paying magic money it wouldn't be such a problem.
I guess it'd be okay to bring kids to it though, but I'd rather take them to a zoo or something.

i just think magic is really gay

What's that one magic show that's on TV with the guy who kind of looks like marilyn manson? Mind freak or something? i hate that
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:28 PM       
Well i think ur really gay, jk were pals right?
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:29 PM       
LOFUCKINGL OH MAN I WErent eXPECTN U TA GO DAR
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:30 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:33 PM       
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What's that one magic show that's on TV with the guy who kind of looks like marilyn manson? Mind freak or something? i hate that
Criss Angel and i think hes pretty good too.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 02:49 PM       
There's only one magician on this planet I'd pay to see...

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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 06:51 PM       
i was part of david copperfield's grand finale last year in branson. it was where a whole grandstand of people dissapear and then reappear up in the rafters of the stage.

after it was done we were all ushered back stage when we were told that we have to keep it secret, by one of the stage hands. then david copperfield came back and explained to us that he and his crew had worked for over a year on this particular stunt and he would be thankful if we didn't let the cat out of the bag. i asked him if we could get our money back since knowing what went on took the magic out of the show and spoiled our evening. he said no but he gave us all an autographed picture of him and sent us on our way.

it was a crappy picture and since i didn't see him sign it myself (magic!) i took it to a homeless shelter and wrote

"Thanks for getting me back on my feet. I'll always remember my buddies at the Victory Mission."
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 06:58 PM       
Ya every person that went up, after they were done with him the went out of the theatre and came back with an autographed pic of him. So how did he do it?
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 07:44 PM       
Yea how did it work. Obviously you should tell all of us so we can spread it like wildfire and he can feel bad for not treating his "Victims" better.
Seriously that sucks
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 07:46 PM       
btw kahljorn, u like ma sig?
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 09:19 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 09:55 PM       
we began to move up the isle and out through the back door once the curtains were drawn. it was a 90 second fanfare with smoke and fireworks and when the curtains were finally raised, we were already escorted, top speed, to the the rafters. we were handed flashlights just as the audience were instructed to look at the rafters. we flashed them as the fireworks exploded.

any idiot could have figured this one out

i must go in hiding now as david copperfield will find me, lay his hands upon my shoulders and out will pop the child of milhouse.

it was fun to see the elderly almost have a stroke from running but since i know cpr, it would have been a bummer to have to revive them via mouth to mouth
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 10:47 PM       
that's fucking gay I'm glad I don't spend money for stupid shit like that.

Uncle Sham I have no answer to provide you I don't really like or dislike it. I think it's kind of silly to have signatures of people talking about yourself, though, I much prefer when people have funny signatures of people's funny joke posts.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 10:53 PM       
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No? well too bad im not changing it.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:32 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:35 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:38 PM       
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